Silly

😂

Photo of me showing my new bum and Hermes Kelly shoes.

🫶 thanks for noticing (🤣)

Why wait for the shoes when you can skip straight to the plot twist?

Thank you. I think it’s sloppy and sparkly. Like me. Ha.

Ha. Love it

I’m thrilled I no longer look like a right triangle in this position

Black-and-white studio photo of a fit, silver-haired man captured midair in a dramatic, dance-like leap against a seamless light background. He wears minimal black briefs and layered bracelets and necklace. His body is fully extended with one leg stretched forward and the other bent beneath him, arms angled in opposite directions, muscles sharply defined. His hair is swept back by motion, and his gaze is focused to the side, creating a high-fashion, sculptural, almost gravity-defying moment.

When you hear the group chat notification ding

😳😂

🫶

Oh no. Are you okay???

Sure they can. You may be scarred like me and Frankenstein but any one can do it. Ha

Yes you are 😍

It may sound silly at 53, but I feel like I’m in an ’80s makeover movie. I used to go to great lengths to hide my body. Now I’m like… look at me.

Absolutely. You’re smart kind funny and I always enjoy chatting with you.

Black-and-white studio photo of a fit, silver-haired man captured midair in a dramatic, dance-like leap against a seamless light background. He wears minimal black briefs and layered bracelets and necklace. His body is fully extended with one leg stretched forward and the other bent beneath him, arms angled in opposite directions, muscles sharply defined. His hair is swept back by motion, and his gaze is focused to the side, creating a high-fashion, sculptural, almost gravity-defying moment.

When you hear the group chat notification ding

And you’re my favorite blueski

I’m getting there. It may sound silly at 53, but I feel like I’m in an ’80s makeover movie. I’ve never really felt attractive before—I used to go to great lengths to hide my body. Now I’m like… look at me.

Thank ya kindly

Well thank you for sharing.

Really? Love good pair of budgie smugglers.

Heads or tails. Which are you?

Ha ha. Don’t you dare. Seeing your beautiful face in my notifications is one of my joys. You always bring love and smiles.

Mad respect

I was the opposite. I was fat and skinny. Then fat and skinny - rinse and repeat. It was t until I got surgeons involved that I got off that merry go round. You look great!

Awwww if I hadn’t flubbed the font it might’ve looked more like one. It’s a remake of an ad from the new men’s collection.

Damn. Respect the hustle. I took coding in college. I did well but then again we were coding to play pong. Ha!

Okay. I’m too high. What’s a moob? In my world those are man titties.

You are far too kind. That guy struggled to keep a girlfriend bc my friends were all much hotter. Frankly I sometimes think I turned gay so my straight friends couldn’t steal my dates. 😂🤣

It’s so new it’s still under warranty. Ha.