Two long leaves of a snake plant are sticking out of a persons work boots. A play on the phrase of “There is a snake in my boot”.

There is a snake(plant) in my boot!

#snakeplant #garden #plantjokes

“Please talk to me and my son in the darkest depths.”

Not even 9am and I’ve been called Queen of the Pansies.

That would hit different if I wasn’t working in a greenhouse. 🌿🌸

#queenofthepansies #greenhouse #flowerroyalty

*want* and *can get just one that’s a liveable wage* are not synonymous

Alexa Meade, known for her #illusion driven work, she paints directly onto people & real environments to make them appear flat, like #2D paintings. Instead of #painting on a canvas, she turns reality itself into the surface, blending subjects & surroundings into a single visual plane

@alexameadeart

The only orange felon post I will share.

Satire is beautiful medium.

A bowl of French onion soup topped with toasted bread covered in melted cheese.

The fruits of my labour, French onion soup

Chopping onions and trying to avoid tears while neurospicy

Gum = Tasty, does nothing
Match in mouth = 5 cool points, still tears
Goggles = Fog up too fast
Disassociate = 100% effective

#neurospicy #choppingonions

Muppets will never look out of place.

I see them and think “Oh yah of course”

Your house just can’t handle the sheer power of your ass and clearly that’s why it’s falling apart.

Deserves a dumpster more than a headstone

Tarantino can suck an egg.

Me with my Blahaj every night

I just want all artists to succeed and make cool shit. I want a world where all artists could just make so much art that every story can find its audience and every audience can find its story. I just want to live in a world where we can all bask in the joy of getting to make and participate in art.

I love that it’s facing your profile picture like a child looking up at you for permission to play on the swings.

The comic slowly evolved into a “Good for her”

do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly

This makes my eyes vibrate…I LOVE IT!!!

Boy, once I get to work on my next project, once I finish my other next project, once I finish my current work-in-progress, it's over for you nerds.

Makes me feel better about how I draw cats as an added bonus.

This masterpiece belongs over a fireplace in a gaudy frame.

The rich on Soil are desperately lobbying to get taxed but the people simply aren't having it.
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teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Grumpy hat

These are fantastic and I wouldn’t be surprised if the school wants to keep them afterwards.🦀🐚⭐️

They are all fantastic but the crab steals the show

The colours are so calm and cute, reminds me of a childhood favourite book of cartoon character worm that drives an apple shaped car.

Oh my gosh the white of the nose looks like a daisy! That’s too cute!

Intricate endangered parrot stitching takes a serious amount of skill.

#artshare #artistshare #parrots #tinydetails