Terrific “Umm, Actually” in the replies
‘Feeld isn't a "polygamy app". It's a kink app. Polygamy is just common in the kink world.’
Swing and a miss pal.

A couple of years ago I was gifted tickets to the Abba hologram thing. I spent half the show excitedly saying, “I hope they play Yes Sir I Can Boogie next!”
The dirty looks were better than the show.

Did you hear about Brighton? Yeah. It fucks!

Need to know more?? We had Socktopus Jack on for an edition of My Own Poly Idaho and now we’re all moving there!

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I had shingles in 2019. There are some uncommon presentations & I got hit with 2 of them.

1. Pleuritic Chest Pain which made breathing hard for weeks, I could hardly move, got a DVT, which hit my lung & I had a Pulmonary Embolism.
2. The rash took >3 weeks to appear.

Shingles can fuck you up!

Super don’t get the logic of delayed disclosure.. you can’t manipulate people who aren’t compatible with your relationship models into genuine compatibility.

The shark just said “oh god”.

10 muppet puppets who look demented.

Chaos and Order Muppets, tag thineselves. @polyamateurhour.bsky.social

Did I say 11 Hs? Better make it 12.

It is, after all, fundamental.

Two muscly boys share an “epic handshake” in a painterly style. It’s like that handshake grab thing Schwarzenegger did in that one movie, maybe Predator? You might have seen it, or not, you know, Alt text. Sorry. Anyway, it’s a meme format that is like that. Each arm is labelled with a group of people, and then where they clasp hands, that’s like, the venn diagram of those two groups. This one says Incels, Ferengi and People who say Females. I made it myself and am pretty happy with it. Anyways bud, hope you’re having a great day wherever you are and whatever you’re doing.

Too soon for you. For me it’s been a long road…

Let me know if you do, I have a Code 47 for you!

@polyamateurhour.bsky.social Hey Amateurs, I won’t demure. You folks got a PO Box?

Okay, but then whose junk have they been sending me?

That’s why bingo callers famously say
“All the eights! Twelve!”

Sir, sir, I see a problem on the blackboard.
2d + 2s = 12h
3s = 6h
s = 2h
2d = 8h
d = 4h

(Also, iOS trying to solve all that made typing that out horrendous. It’s not real maths Tim Cook, let me be silly in peace!)

The trading hours imply the existence of a Maddness to Masness exchange ratio.

A banner from a recent email wishing the recipient “Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Skowhegan Savings”. There is a pumpkin pie with a Christmas tree on it. I don’t understand why.

All this to say, Happy Thanksgiving everyone, from me, and Skowhegan Savings President Dan Tilton.

My personal favourite is the bank, who when asked to reach out to Eric for the purpose of correcting his email. They did so, via email, to me.
For nearly two decades I have received his banking mail unable to convince the bank to stop sending it.

I don’t know Eric, but I know these few things about him. Primarily because he keeps mistyping his email address into online forms, inputting mine instead. Over the 17 years since this began I’ve tried at times to stymie these vignettes into his life, but to no avail.

In 2008 a man called Eric Boncore opened a bank account at Skowhegan Savings in Maine. In 2015 he built a chicken coop, buying all the materials himself. In 2019 he booked a test track day in a Ferrari. In 2020 he was looking for property in upstate New York.

@citybookshove.bsky.social Dear person who was closing this evening, very sorry, I recommended the Advent Calendar from Category Is Books in Glasgow, but it's actually from Rare Birds in Edinburgh! Hopefully any confusion created was temporary.

If it was a mammal wallowing in its placenta, you’d be horrified. What hypocrisy!

When little, I wanted the watermelon one so much. I had that egg bound idiot. The scuba dork. The one paddling with a palm frond. What’s his deal? Did someone ask him to leave the dock, and he totally misunderstood. I craved that big smile, the watermelon, and…oh shit, it’s racist, isn’t it?

But, would you write one? Because I don’t have the time but I do have the shelf space.

The Nebula as Q is great. Really reminiscent of the incredible Olly Moss Star Wars posters.

Spokes got me the MR Plushy last year. The one and only plushy I will allow in my presence.

Give me deeplinks to Dookuwiki.

Aw man, I’d love to be scammed by this, but I just sent all my money to this Nigerian Prince.

A third, taking pride of place in a Niçoise.
A three bream salad.