I'm currently suffering from a lack of vitamin D and iron, does anyone have some recipes or food recommendations that are high in vitamin D and iron.

Ideally not a vitamin D milk and cereal combo. I have that one down already.

I have never seen a crankier Piglet

So my safeway is next to a school and the kids who were going there for lunch so my bumper stickers and yelled at me to tell me its cool

If you remembered to take your pills make some noise.

Today I had a bus driver stop me at a red light to inform me she loves my bumper sticker.

Number of people I've caught taking a photo of my bumper sticker: 2

You stink

not a morning person or a night owl but a secret third thing (tired all the time)

Happy five year anniversary to this iconic photo of the Piglet

Apparently you were not clear enough to BlueSky

She's offended at your presence

I don't know if I should be impressed or terrified that the AI search on APNewsroom knows what NDN is.

sorting replies based on who would win in a cage match

The chicken is great. Sidenote: do y'all realize we dont have a smoke detector in the kitchen

I have a group chat with my roommates and sometimes I send truly unhinged tweets to them, I shall start a thread of them:

Im trying very hard not to panic right now

I would like to go one year without crying on my birthday

I would like to not cry on my birthday but it looks like thats not happening this year

Am I dense for giving men who has ghosted me a second chance?

Especially when they proceed to ghost me again?

Cause I feel dense.

Y'all I got a story to tell y'all but I'm waiting to see how it pans out before letting y'all know

Teddy, a little orange cat. Point of view while lying down on the couch with Ted standing on my chest.

POV: you decided to lie down on the couch.

Please note that if you come into chipotle by yourself but have 48 million orders and hold up the line, know that I hate you.

Just order online at that point.

I want to complain about some of the smallest first world problems ever but then i remember i could have it worse

The Piglet is upset she didn't get any treats so she is pouting in the corner.

It's a Piglet in a Chicken box

she made a