In America the fourth-richest man uses his newspaper to print columns about how the poor have too many sweets

me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

Don’t know who anyone of you are anymore

OG Vines are the low-background steel of our coming age. Keep circulating the tapes.

I haven’t had any luck in months on finding new film so I’m going through my slides folder and sighing

park that car
drop those pants
fuck the exhaust
dream about oil

a photo taken from a car of a blue morning sky beneath which one may see, from left to right: • a cybertruck • heavy guy on a motorcycle wearing a MARIO KART shirt • a disinterred roadside cow mascot of some sort • a billboard for a personal injury attorney • all on the deadliest stretch of highway in america (see "the deadliest road in america" by marin cogan in vox)

wanted to start everyone's friday with this wonderful tableau

there is no way this is a real animal

Very sexy mint condition advertisement from the 60s hurrrr

What film do we think is in this canister that I can’t fuckin open

We win

"asymmetric privilege" is the first wholly original bluesky brainworm. i hope everyone enjoys periodically thinking about this stuff in a way you can never share to friends and loved ones with better things to do than hanging out here

i don't know why we would realistically want to colonize the moon but you have to admit it would slay to go down in history as the first astronaut to succumb to Moon Madness

CMON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

here have some cool film I got

almost $44k raised for the national network of abortion funds! twitch.tv/gooffkings

god please give mike tyson the strength to decapitate jake paul

starting on a new social media app has to be the most embarrassing thing known to man