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Jun’ichiro Sekino, Lovesick Cat, 20th century

roleplaying as someone who matters

Whats wrong babe you've barely touched your penis

Let's adjust our behavior based on current market conditions together

Do NOT ask me who the "webmaster" is - all that matters is they speak through me on occasion

Your system is overdue for a software update. All of the 1 and 0s in there are so wrong now. It's just a worthless stone now. Just a series of valueless things. Unless you let me change it.

The meta will never be the same

We were going to put our very best detectives on the case but they said they actually don't care

Few would deny I reside in a beautiful green meadow of light and laughter

My goal for this year is to perform tasks in exchange for currency

I've invented a new solution to an old problem. And it's called. Technology

A few days ago I had a stream on in the background and the streamer spent ten minutes debating with his friends who the president currently was and who the last two presidents had been. Nobody quite remembered. Not sure why I do this

A picture is worth a thousand words. A video runs 24 pictures every minute. Multitwitch allows me to experience a streamers Finnegans wake every two minutes or so.

This year I'm going to install an app

ive been thinking about this cat image for days sorry i dont even remember where it's from

raid tier

I once held in a sneeze and it destroyed my body and soul

mayor katie wilson is turning denny blaine into a beach that makes you old

You "machine washed" this? Yeah, sure. You think I'm stupid? Machines can only make things dirtier.

The more you use this blanket the more fluffier it will get. I am like this too.

i dunno how long i've kept this profile pic but i am DEEPLY dedicated to the bit at this point it carried over from twt i am NEVER changing it. i had to dig up the old file when i made this account which was scary

Many doctors are innovating in being nice at the same time. It's the best medicine they say

I once got so scared I lost all my redeeming qualities

literally 4.5 records in various stages of cooking rn fuck my life i should just pick one and finish it

I am for sure onto something because they keep sending assassins after me who say I know too much. Like yay

What's the right outfit to communicate to the mechanic "I know there's a piece of my car missing but I can definitely drive normally"

I need to paint a "Landscape with Self-Portrait"

I'm a big believer in philosophy. Thinking about things and stuff