Tim Cook’s legacy so massive iCloud’s free 5GB-tier can’t contain it, you’ve run out of space and need to upgrade

It’s fun to think how there’s probably several people out there who all have the same song stuck in their heads as you, all bouncing to the same rhythm and beat at the same time and don’t even know it, Psychic Disco

Hanging out at my drug dealer’s house, a.k.a. the coffee shop

Even if I was an industry plant, I’d probably accidentally forget to water it

I must be old because I logged into YouTube dot com and they didn’t even bother suggesting I tune into Coachella

How I wake up basically every morning

The Angine de Poitrine Argument for UBI Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle

This was a fun one for me to write. It's the Angine de Poitrine argument for universal basic income. We could have more weird, awesome, truly human stuff like this if we all had UBI. We could have more Einsteins too. And because those things are true, the cost of NOT doing UBI isn't worth it.

The great thing about cats is that I enjoy petting them and they enjoy getting pet, it’s a perfect arrangement

This War with Iran could have been an email

Doubling down on this prediction, still a real possibility that nothing ships

‘The Edge’ is way too cool of a nickname for a guy who plays in U2

Pardon me, I have to use the Clavatory

Lots of ppl claim to have ‘fuck you money,’ but no one seems to have ‘post hog on LinkedIn’ money

To be fair it was a tough decision at the ballot box

New SunnO))) album drops the same day as a new Angine de Poitrine album, truly a Good Friday for annoying your neighbors

Someone should design an office-appropriate ‘business casual tank top’ for when it’s hot in the office

I’ve been living in an impossibly tiny manhattan apartment so long that whenever I see anyone in anything even resembling a ‘normal-sized’ home my first thought is “OK BILLIONAIRE”

I don’t know who named noodles noodles, but those things are definitely noodles.

BREAKING: Chappell had no co-conspirators; she acted as a Roan wolf

I love how there are 14 people on the first class upgrade waitlist, on the offhand chance a bus carrying every single person in first class might fall off a cliff on the way to the airport

Tired of main character energy, what we need is more NPC energy.

Confident. Collected. Singularly focused on accomplishing the objective. In no one’s way. Doesn’t overshare; presents only enough info to move things forward. Often a cool hat.

I want my son to have every advantage in life, that’s why I named him Aaaaaron

The sad truth is that this single image has brought me more joy than anything AI has ever generated

Find someone who looks at you the way WALL*E looks at EVE

Hate all you want, but the branding agency that came up with the name ‘Red Delicious’ for that apple really did their best with what they had to work with

My favorite thing about Australians is that anytime you do anything you’re a legend.

Responded to an email? Legend.
Brought over an extra Lacroix? Legend.
Sent a meeting invite? Legend.

Ending every conversation with: “May you outlive him.”

Wake up babe, new questionably-AI enhanced video just dropped that we can endlessly analyze instead of critique the actual policies that got us here in the first place

I wonder how they’re doing over there in the timeline where Al Gore won the 2000 election, Guillermo del Toro directed ‘The Hobbit,’ and David Bowie just dropped the hottest record of 2026

So this tells me there are really only 2 options here, either:

A) this is a psychological operation designed to test the limits of what world leaders can get away with in case of global order-shifting crises, or

B) he dēd