Registering for 10 weeks of basic training then being transported around the world to risk your life - automatic. Registering to cast a vote (if you're not a cis man) - birth certificate, marriage certificate, passport, driver's license...
Line art of the maps of the EU (top left, blue), China (top right, red), and the USA (bottom, gray). Superimposed on each of them is a drawn face. The USA is stabbing itself with two daggers, bleeding all over the place, its face screaming in berserker rage. Europe and China look on, concerned.
I may never know who the original artist is. but one day a cheeky historian or museum curator will be absolutely correct to use this image to capture our particular political moment.
I hate to besmirch the beautiful, hilarious, intelligent, and kind Ms Coolidge like this, but yeah, this shot is straight out of Best in Show.
Man is packing absolute heat
I cannot wait for this racist rapist idiot to die.
Religious is the new fetch
Today I finally got over myself and tried the leg massage machine at my gym. Wooowwww
His vision of America is just one unending cocktail party that less than 1% of his supporters would ever be allowed to attend.
Let me rework that for you. "Least-funny SNL cast member ever, who hasn't been remotely close to relevant for 25 years, continues to get media attention for some reason."
Tom Hiddleston looking ridiculously pretty as Prince Hal
Reminder, this is the prettiest anyone has ever looked in the history of time
American peeps! Find your local #nokings protest and get out there tomorrow! www.nokings.org It'll be mid-40s and mostly sunny around Philly, great day to get out for a walk surrounded by like-minded patriots.
Well that's what happens when you make a career out of being famously disdainful and disgusting.
Let's all admit it, Hiddleston was squandered. Not that his parts weren't excellent, but to have him in the movie and base your entire ad campaign around him, he felt like he was barely in it. Yes, he danced, but I really would've liked to see more of Chuck the adult.
The laughter is stomach-churning.
If you spend more than a few hours with the bros (i.e. you're more than a casual movie watcher, and I assume the dev team has these movies memorized at this point), there is a 0% chance you come away from the MCU without at least understanding the Thorki fandom. Those boys were IN LOVE.
Tom has the most massive sub energy I've seen in my entire life, that man was born to be on his knees. And it's AWESOME for Pine. His overt subbiness is half of what makes him so interesting. He makes himself available for pleasure, lets people know that he's theirs if they can take him.
Good LORD what a good question! I just started the podcast (from ep 1) and I am resisting the urge to skip to here. BTW the convo about your podcast pic where Mae looks like Napoleon vs you and Fortune are doing Napoleon Dynamite had me cackling like a witch as I was walking my dog.
The guy next to me at work has 2 smells: unwashed clothing or unwashed balls. I'm actually bummed when he wears clean clothes (maybe once every few days) because then it's testicle/taint/ass wafting up at me every time he turns in his chair. Fuck open concept offices ISTG.
No, proctologists make people's lives better and healthier and, in my experience so far, try to minimize pain. Graham doesn't care what damage he causes as long as he stays safe.
I was actually okay until the car ride home, when my husband, who had to step out to take a work call dead in the middle of the movie, asked me to explain something and I competely broke down.
Same vibe - Holland or Gordon-Levitt both gave totally faithful, deadly serious performances. It's done with respect and joy and confidence.
This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.
Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org
Totally agree with Loki, good lord Hiddleston is perfect, and I'd counter with Hemsworth as Thor, or 3/4 of the Marvel folks. Their casting director is a genius.
Here’s an updated version with a reminder to check the website.
Folks, 📅 2026 primaries are coming up fast.
Check your state’s date.
Make sure you’re registered.
Make a plan to vote.
Too much is riding on people sitting this one out. Stay ready so nobody decides the future for you.
iwillvote.com
In my desperation to halt the menopausal weight gain that feels inevitable atm, I'm returning to paleo. It makes obtaining calories such a pain in the ass that eating becomes very intentional. I did it years ago, lost a bunch and kept it off til my hormones went bonkers.
You friggin win, hang it up fellas
Please explain, because trapped in a castle with Tom Hiddleston is literally my fantasy and I'd love to hear how mundane and/or weird it was
Gonzo and the chickens as the Brides? I'm done. Perfection.
My god you're a genius
