ok ok do that and *then* wear the crop top and shorts that show your pussy.

do it anyway 🔥

lynntext transfer protocol

nooo i missed it

The improbable dident

petpet <33

happy birthday, weed

🥺

"Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is a worse variation of attacking yourself."

advice from a go book

what is the emergency medical hologram doing there

real !!!

im a month late to womens day but yea someone please do this to me

🥺,

sleeping in 0G would fix me

, mwa :3

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

kijetesantakalu

i also wonder why oklch is shifted to the right a bit

mi wile e lipu

wha!!!! whyyy

Wait, he married his WIFE?! THAT'S LITERALLY A MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY

upon joining this polycule you will be granted access to the one (1) communal brain cell

hskjd lynn <33 skdkfj

screenshot of the iOS lockscreen with the big album art for the currently playing song in the middle of the screen. the clock is shrunk into tiny text at the top of the screen

screenshot of the iOS lockscreen with the smaller media controls and album art at the bottom. the clock at the top is large and readable as it always was

sorry what do you mean iOS 26 shrinks the clock if you have the big album art on the lock screen

who the fuck signed off on "yeah if you want the big album art you can't easily glance at the time any more"

girl who has autocorrect disabled (me)

I could not give a flying f—k about Star Trek: Year One. I would take all four seasons of #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy in a heartbeat over one season of Year One. This show was phenomenal Star Trek. A colossal misstep by #Paramount+ and David Ellison.

i used helix for most of a year before i noticed the number of issues and pull requests on its github almost never went down, so i've been using emacs lately

i tried but the flatpak was annoying and i wasn't super attached to it anyway

it's been a year since i've touched vscode (because i switched to linux) but i don't miss it at all

fuuuck you vscode stop shoving this everywhere