(hitting demo 3 on the old casio magic light keyboard i just dragged out of the attic) a ha! another hit song written for my band, the 1975

oh no i hope they don't replace the transphobic libertarian with someone bad

how else do you stop the hand from sliding off?

collection of sewing needles labeled "handy needle assoitment"

i paid for this with woims

i posted about him this morning before i even found out he was banned. i can't help but feel entirely responsible and basically owed all of his clout as he goes through this difficult time

in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated

🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨

Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025

(peeling off sticker to reveal that chat gpt really stands for cursedsynth's hat gpt) my god...

last tuesday you could still make it

(guy who learned to speak english by watching lock stock and two smoking barrels) hello my slag

you couldn't make scary movie (2026) today

year of the horsle starts now

Bug free ✅
Brilliant design ✅
Delivering on its promise every day ✅

spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush

not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day

probably her middle name is normal though

i can't rule it out

yeah just this carpenter I heard of once long ago who's basically the most important person to even have a relationship with ohh jeez what was his name 😉

mikeo-182!

feeling like the white mikeo

i could picture them rocking out too now that you mention it

yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away

anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?

happy birthday! hope you get birthday luck and find some sprouts on the ground next time you look down

when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw

i will pass this on to our marketing department

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

product on a store shelf called "human pet bed"

haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?