So I don’t like getting high anymore. Are there any other cool ways to celebrate 420? Any big events to commemorate? Is it anyone’s birthday?

It is time.

Geoducks standup erect up out of sand at low tide as impressed kayaker glides by in background

Local Beach Water Tests Positive for Viagra: tinyurl.com/mr4x8zcx

Woah what’s that blur effect you put over your face? That’s so cool I gotta know

I gotta find ways to make life more meaningful and interesting than "maybe I'll try making different types of sandwiches"

Pumberton’s Cove

The hope is if you grab onto enough power before everything collapses, it won’t matter what comes next.

we both have the same favorite anime 🤯

Logging into Facebook makes me physically ill

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

"Gernot & Strudel" (American Dad! S17:E20)

The Amazing Digital Circus

This track makes me ready to accept creationism 🙌 🙌

“Large” does not necessarily equate to “in charge”

“It’s not if it’s a good driver” never once in my entire life

Driving stick is not cool. in a stickshift uber rn what an uncomfortable ride holy shit

Good thing. Chronically on-time people are rude

Really gotta start dressing nicer. Wearing a suit to my goon sessions

i dont say this to defend ai but this is like saying "what do you mean you can't hit your work deadlines, superman turned in 2500 words this morning after fighting lex luthor in a giant purple robot suit"

me when no haircut

is New York City like a place or something?

Post your gayest sex

How does a the Splumbo exit the rat race and enter the cow graze

My Dad's idea of how Presidents should work: "We pick a random person of high intelligence but also also in the subset of "least willing to do it," and when they're done we sit them down on live tv and give em a nice little round of applause and then we shoot them in the fuckin head."

cool as a clam

c(h)at what do i draw

Oh yeah, my ass got sensibilities

You think little sperm you would have worked as hard to get in the egg if it knew you were never gonna be able to afford a home

Foam