"[...] who have in aggregate become 'Angry Young Women', traipsing around the country in keffiyehs, screaming about formerly trendy Left-wing issues, and how much they hate men."
The whole article is written like a middle-schooler trying to bullshit a way to a good grade.
Simpsons meme where Moe is kicking Barney out of the bar, but Barney shows up behind Moe. Instead of Moe it has everyone. Instead of Barney it has Jerry.
Oh no, not the Deep State©!
Hamster in a pink car seat attached to the front air vent in a car.
Do you remember that hit 1993 song by Crash Test Dummies? What was that called again?
*sighs in math*
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
Are you Bowser?
Hitler, sulking in the corner: "They picked Franco?!"
Randy Johnson steps out of the shadows, sniffing a fresh baseball. "Smells like...someone's goose is cooked."
Trump's assassination attempt was staged.
Will the gay frogs be in charge?
Oh shit, I misread that. Fuck that's too funny. We would have definitely kicked those weirdos out.
in front of this door, then (after more mockery) alert the authorities (tell the guest to enjoy his golden doubloon because that kid and his family already checked out and they didn't even notice he had dropped it.)
We would (after ten minutes of laughter and mockery) check the cameras, find out what dastardly monster (probably a child with handfuls of vending snacks) purposely placed (accidentally dropped because his hands were full of aforementioned snacks)
As a former front desk manager at a hotel, I can tell you what we would do if we received a request for the CCTV footage:
Me, arriving at work on a Monday after a six-day weekend imposed by the new utopian government: "Fucking Mondays, always ruining my weekend."
But you have a kid, so (according to this guy) it's different somehow.
I turn my lights off at home by electrocuting an elephant.
Pro Tip: If you DO find one, don't say "I found a black!"
Neigh means Neigh, Zena.
Me, taking out an earbud: "What? Oh, no legs you say? That's crazy." *puts earbud back in*
*stubs my toe on the coffee table* "Fucking immigrants!"
One more for Yoshi.
It's not like it's difficult. You run at the ball in a haphazard direction, kick your toe directly into the turf, hobble off the field in agony, blame your woes on your minority of choice, write a book about being canceled by the Left, go on a book tour, and then it's a WIDE RIGHT!
JD Vance telling the mirror image of JD Vance how to apply mascara.
Me, to my wife when it isn't Tuesday night: "Come on, baby. It's for society! Don't be so misanthropic like that, dang."
