Opening just a few of these for now to work on in between larger projects!

Sketch: $40
color: $85

Jen: Sometimes, when you tell me about your problems, I feel bad 'cuz I can't solve them! - Jen: All I can do is listen - Admiral holds her hand Admiral: That's all I need

❤️ thanks for listening

A rapper who says he’s gonna “January 6th the pussy”

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

3 for 3 on #RecordStoreDay 😮‍💨

"Jesus. Big with God, very big, they were very tight. Went back a ways, the both of them. He loved the ladies, Jesus did, liked 'em on the young side."

Sounding like a very normal person, sir!

The Discover feed is down? Where am I going to get my daily fill of completely normal Bluesky shit like cartoons about morbidly obese armpit-sniffing furries who overeat until they shit their diapers? 🥺

Oh no have we reached the “actually the Matthew Broderick Godzilla was good” level of discourse?

Mambo No. 5 but it’s naming all my old man body problems

Me and the homies absolutely fucking cranking “Run-around” by Blues Traveler

…nice

Hegseth has the unmistakable look of a guy whose breath smells like absolute SHIT

Me, listening to “SSD” by Kenneth CM Young

hat that says “i know a babybel cheese hates to see me coming” in a 3pt font and costs $237

god bless us everywhere and everyone. they changed my simplest nephew into a warm and handsome gravy which was supped by all

First date idea we meet up at the extraction point after completing all mission objectives

A marker and coloured pencil drawing of Captain Toad from the Mario Games. Below the drawing are two Copic markers.

A marker drawing of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker tracking some treasure from this day in 2021

#Mario

Been working on making new little guys!
Still a few more to do and then they'll be up in my sticker shop!
#Transformers #maccadam

wet mummies

*runs the numbers* it could work

Diarrheamaxxing

Getting a train run on me by the Kia hamsters

Oh, agreed 100%. I just don’t trust a word these clowns say 🤣

False flag operation to garner sympathy

Might fuck around and do a Red Cross idk

And remember the kid named “Pickle” who wrote him a letter?

Somewhere a bog is missing its hag.

The Pope is terrible at Beyblade.

Absolutely appalled by how woke the Pope is being. Need I remind you, the Pope's main responsibilities are to:

-bless the military industrial complex.
-invent new sins to punish poor people.
-give sermons that will influence the stock market, allowing investors to pull pump & dump schemes.