I'm reading a book on clocks. It's about time!

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

Break The Chain Stream Break The Chain by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

If you want to help a starving cannibal, just give him a hand

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

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New song 👇

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

If you ask a tall person to get something off a shelf for you, its only fair that they ask you to pick things off the floor for them

In my favor Stream In my favor by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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Why isnt a group of squids called a squad?

Wow good question 😂