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cs confessions twitter account posting a confession from someone saying: "why couldn't i have been born a girl?"

what the fuck is "girls desperately frotting" and can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i join

Catphelt

A pooltoy sits in a bouncy castle

i think i never posted this one

(FA repost)

Recession Indicator: I burped and thought "That's gotta be worth $20 bucks to someone"

This is really specific but I love when the Kirby games use the sleep ability as a stage hazard cause then you start getting level design like this

"this is my alt where i jack off to dubcon incest porn" thats awesome! this is my main where i jack off to dubcon incest porn

this is exactly why the self-gratifying feral guro art goes on this account. you understand me.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

that’s what the government wants you to think

no you HAVE to let me suck those mosquito bites til they’re bigger. because science told me so

“Seek your peak”

texting all my A-cup warriors brb

Do I qualify as a muscle mommy yet?

coward

component cable hair ties go hard

Evil Gamer (Irate Gamer)

Mechakara (Linkara)

Devil Boner (Nostalgia Critic)

JonTron after he declared himself white (JonTron)

powerscaling evil versions of internet reviewers

Commission: Inspection day

i'm in the pussy like this:

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

This reads so Onion-esquely wrong that it sounds almost funny...and don't give me some "oral history" nonsense...this is part of normalizing total surveillance & possibly using every bit of real conversation as AI "training data"!

fucking a tguy in a quarter zip im flicking his L.L. Bean

Are u trembling? Hoe

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web You give up more privacy than you might think each time you open an email.

In honor of Tim Cook's stepping down, here is the story of how I emailed him, not once but twice, with open email tracking enabled, only to discover that, not once but twice, my emails to the CEO of Apple were opened on a computer running Windows.

the promotional art for DOOM where the Doom Guy is in hell fighting a bunch of demons and evils and he looks sick and in the background the song "the only thing they fear is you" is playing and it fucking whips

how it feels single-handedly fighting to destroy the notion of the egg prime directive:

cant get too in the weeds about it rn but im couch surfing at the moment and grocery money is pretty tight

if anyone wants to donate to the Let Eden Have Nice Things (Like Soda And Frozen Pizza) Fund my c*sh*pp is $schizokonoko and my p*yp*l is xakkun@yahoo.com

no pressure but anything helps 💖