"I didn't get the wrong answer. I just calculated it in a different way."

Didn't he just write down his name for his essay and still got admitted?

This rebooted version of the movie "Looper" looks terrible!

They need to think about the consequences of their actions.

I'll be on the next Amtrak to Penn Station when that happens!

It's because of the Vatican's open borders, right?

Michael Bolton from the movie "Office Space" asking, "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

I'm sorry, but how about just taking the "Office Space" approach?

Don't f*ck this up, Hungary! 🇭🇺

Bluesky is the website with the highest number of Jeopardy! contestant profile pics per capita

"We felt safe protesting Biden and Harris, but if we protest trump, he'll harm us."

Same people:
"Both sides are the same!" 🙄

Meanwhile, the @cfl.ca is trying to phase it out.

How long until this story gets "Bari-ed?"

Didn't al-Qaeda say the same thing about the WTC to justify 9/11?

Every Yankee pennant and world championship celebration in the 70's is just fans rushing the field, assaulting players and trying to steal their uniforms and hats.

We live in a world where Pete Hegseth is as close to the presidency as Prince Harry is to the British crown.

We talking TV?

Can they give her a longer sentence?

Real "look what you made me do" energy here.

Wait! I thought Lia Thomas was a mediocre male swimmer, ranked 50372nd or something.

Gas station sign showing prices of $9.99 per gallon.

Just a station that's opening soon testing out the sign graphics, but I did have to check.

UAlbany had a similar lead on UConn 20 years ago as a #16 seed. Don't blow this, Siena!

Did he transfer from Grinnell?

As a St. Lawrence grad, I will claim this as well.

Joseph Duggar, ex-'19 Kids and Counting' star, accused of molesting a minor Police said the girl reported that Duggar allegedly touched her inappropriately during a family vacation in Panama City Beach in 2020, when she was 9 years old.

Me: "Why is NBC posting this old news story?"... **A FEW MINUTES LATER** ... "OMG! It's not Josh; it's a completely different Duggar!"

Seriously, get every female in that family into therapy already.

Replace God with Allah and Jesus Christ with Muhammad and imagine the reaction.

So who gets a bronze medal in the #WBC?

Boldt Castle ... Alexandria Bay, NY

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.