I do not understand how this is possible when I can't keep a set of wine glasses intact for more than half an hour.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him

how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

Ah, got it. No idea either though.

I'm at the point where there seems to be no valid words left.

Go Kobo. You’ll never regret it.

Love my kobo

We'll definitely take a day off. Ahh this is nice thoughts.

Didn't it just.

This is an absolute bargain

Can someone explain to me how the Greens have ended up demanding universal financial support for the consumption of fossil fuels?

Trains were much easier once we got on the Eurostar. But that won't be news.

We went by train to and around Italy and always had a seat. Such a lovely way to travel.

That is quite a devastating injury

Oh no. I think this is maybe how we should measure age. I hurt my knee by..walking around the bed.

Sad times 😔

Time to stockpile marmite it seems 😔

Haha 😆. I must admit that I thought me getting it in one was an April fool and maybe everyone was getting a 1.

What can I say. I like to live dangerously. 💪

Ha no! You didn't give any clues did you?!

I actually thought the prank was wordle letting everyone get it in one so I checked on another browser 😔

I legit got wordle in 1 today but it just sounds so implausible on today of all days doesn't it.

Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo off of the TV show Columbo, a middle aged white man in a khaki overcoat, holding a cigar.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

Same

That last one 😔

They're actually quite nice!

Well happy birthday to you!

I'll try and make sure we get closure before the day is out.