I'm not clumsy; just a left-handed person living in a right-handed world.

If this is your Network Rail pin badge, you owe me a new inner tube.

Worship

open.spotify.com/track/797LkI...

One day, I'll find out what the Triple Crown is. 🏉🚫

If only Marx had known that phones are the opiate of the people.

Isn't it good to be lost in a wood?

A relative of a friend died suddenly recently. He had an iPhone. No one can get into his phone. This will become more of a problem with the amount of things we only have available digitally. You can name a Legacy Contact on your iPhone... Sign in & Security.. Legacy Contact.

Looks like I forgot to celebrate National Carwash Day.

Valentine's fireworks? Someone is over-compensating.

Sadness Is Rebellion

Let tear drops be our revolution. open.spotify.com/track/2nlZXu...

Spleen Black Metal

Ooh this is rather splendid. open.spotify.com/track/3hMbmy...

Due to the imbibing of drinks nstuff, I've agreed to watch the Super Bowl on Sunday... not watched it since 1982... when it came to Channel 4. It was ok for an hour or two, then it became more stop and start& I wanted to slit my wrists from boredom. Zzzsz

There's snow outside. How annoying.

Oh how the camel loved Ali Baba

& we're off! New Year, new pub.

I have 3 hours before I get up to go to Watford away. Apparently, we've not won on New Years Day since 1991! I'll be in the pub by 12... see you on the other side.

Whilst listening to Tip Trip (it's a bit of a slow burner).

I've cycled 5,339 miles this year. 12 miles off my best... thwarted by ice on the last day! @veloviewer.bsky.social

English Scheme

open.spotify.com/track/7GhEVu... Only one person could do this.

That was me. Sorry little brother.

English Scheme

open.spotify.com/track/7GhEVu... like your psychotic big bother that left home

Had a minor hospital procedure. Fortunately, the only irritating thing was the radio. (Heart FM).

All I want for Christmas is to never hear this fucking record ever again.

Going shopping at this time of year is a brilliant advert for hibernation.

Amazing capture by Brad Dennis

My daughter can't do her university reading as some major website is down. #bringbackbooks

I forgot last year and they all died.

I always like getting these messages. It's so easy to give blood. Download the Give Blood app, & book yourselves in!

As a result of your post, I've bought the fig tree in. I would have forgot... feel proud that you've played a part in saving my tree!