Rule 1 of Facebook: Stay off of Facebook

It was 34 just a few days ago

Call their work, say its an emergency
Yap away

Back to work after a long weekend
Having a bad leg day
My left knee feels locked up
My right shin feels tensed up and it was burning when pushing through the walk here
Hopefully it slow and I dont have to be running around for the guests

This book has been on my list for years now

I know! Its finally happening

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No one would understand how deep my love for Bob's Burgers really goes

This monstrosity is seasoned fries topped with pizza mac and cheese with some breakfast sausages
What should I name this?

Im making my 420 meal today because I got too high yesterday

I have a towel that I lay my bed for Pixie

Side note
Super Troopers 3 is being revealed today, trailer drops at 4:20

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Woke up and my first instinct was to eat a gummy
Happy 420

I forgot what day it was
Already stoned
When I wake up, ill take my last 50mg and keep on rolling

I started a new show last night called Battle of the Fates where they bring in Shamans and such to see who is the most accurate
The whole time I was wondering how they were going to determine this
"Question 1 : how did this person die?"
Oh fuck, they just jumping right in

My 50mg i took before I left and it hit me half was throught the set
It was an amazing experience

Mothertomb - Mountain Hag (Live) YouTube video by Mothertomb

Wish I got video of them playing but they are so good
There first show live and they nailed it
Go follow them on other socials, they deserve the love

Hyping myself up to walk to the brewery to see my friends play live

My anxiety it through the roof right now

What time should you expect me over for dinner? Ill bring the pre and after dinner joints

Ive been clocked in for 10 minutes and already got 2 complaints
Kids running down the halls
And someone screaming profanity in the rooms waking their neighbors up

What a suprise, they are parents of a hockey team (im not actually suprised)

Last night of work
Walk in amd the lobby is filled with about 40 people being drunk amd loud
Of course I dont get a quiet night

Watched The Boy And The Heron for the first time
Went in blind knowing nothing about the film
Going to need a few to digest it all but its a great film
10 out of 10, I recommend

Its 5am
Made myself 4 hotdogs
I might be really stoned right now

Ice cream in bed

That kitty loves the fuck out of you

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Take it easy tonight