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two adorable devon rex cats sunbathing on stairs, one grey sitting with eyes squinted and one black belly up with his back feet pressed against the ledge of the step above him

two adorable devon rex cats sunbathing on stairs, one grey sitting with eyes squinted and one black belly up with his back feet pressed against the ledge of the step above him

Good morning and Happy Friday!

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A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

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adorable english mastiff sitting in a garden wearing pink bunny ears

adorable english mastiff sitting in a garden wearing pink bunny ears

Happy Bunny Day! 🐰 🌺

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saw this when it came out at Toronto Film Festival. sooo good and the soundtrack is an absolute banger 🔥

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tiny grey devon rex cat with tiny feet and head and a bald jelly roll belly

tiny grey devon rex cat with tiny feet and head and a bald jelly roll belly

draw me like one of your french girls

1 month ago 17 0 0 0

can confirm 🦇
@cxstephens.bsky.social

2 months ago 3 0 1 0

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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💯

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

she’s gonna be super pissed when i show her this post

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

if you’d have told me this much would’ve gone so incredibly sideways since we worked together, i’d have said it was impossible. 😭

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🙀🦇

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😻

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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.

4 months ago 13073 3175 570 155

she’s terrible at home security, too. she’s totally the kind of dog who goes viral for letting the burglars rub her belly. 🤦‍♀️

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fawn english mastiff asleep on sofa and covered with a super mario blanket

fawn english mastiff asleep on sofa and covered with a super mario blanket

prob gonna have to report my coworker to HR for not pulling her weight & snoring on the job

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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

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4 months ago 9330 1583 111 150

it’s actually a huge relief that my gym doesn’t allow cell phones. with people literally posting everything on socials, i kinda feel like no gym should allow recording devices of any kind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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that one looks more like this 🤣

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

no shame in being an extra in a hallmark movie. i’ll just buy my dog matching christmas pajamas and sit by the fire with her. 🐶

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

with the shaved chocolate on top, heck yes!

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

it depends! i do love seasonal peppermint and anything pecan crunch, but someone converted me to hazelnut a while ago and that’s available year round. what’s your go-to?

5 months ago 1 0 1 0
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this is one of the many reasons we’re friends 🫶🏻🖤

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

shhh they’re gonna revoke my goth card if they see me smiling in the sunshine 😅

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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

your kidneys rn 😅

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

no, sorry I can’t do brunch. I have to be somewhere at 7pm. oh yes, I know that struggle well.

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a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.

a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

5 months ago 5175 580 116 84

noooo if anything I better downsize lol

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“I’m not sure people really understand how expensive it is to have adhd,” she says as she loads her embroidery machine onto her giant vintage sailboat, along with her soldering kit, sticker printer, and portable solar panels.

she is me.

5 months ago 55 2 1 0

😍😍😍

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