I would not say “the cool thing is you dont need to be an expert” if my job was, essentially, to be an expert

PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Follow Pablo down the rabbit hole, beyond the game — every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday — on his award-winning video podcast, now part of The Athletic Podcast Network. You’ll get a deep-dive "talkume...

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.

New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon

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Race Rules 1. Be present at all 10 Taco Bell stops along the courses. Zero tolerance for course cutting. 2. Eat a menu item from at least 9 of the 10 Taco Bell stops. 3. By the 4th stop, all entrants must have consumed at least one (1) Chalupa Supreme or one Crunchwrap Supreme (dietary restrictions will be allowed within reason). 4. By the 8th stop, all entrants must have consumed at least one (1) Burrito Supreme or one Nachos Bell Grande (dietary restrictions will be allowed within reason). 5. Finish under 11 hours. 6. Drinks do not count as food. 7. Entrants must keep all receipts and wrappers for confirmation of stupidity at the end of the run. 8. An off-course bathroom break will be allowed at Wash Park. 9. SURVIVORS will eventually get a commemorative item after successful completion of the run. 10. If you intend to participate, RSVP your statement of intent. ONCE YOU RSVP, YOU ARE IN. THIS IS LIKE THE GOBLET OF FIRE. 11. No on-course Pepto, Alka Seltzer, Pepcid A/C, Mylanta will be allowed! 12. Additional "rules" may be added, amended, or changed to promote the intent of this run, which is to do something completely stupid. 13. Congratulations? * Diablo Challenge - lather all items with Diablo sauce and do a Diablo shooter at the end. ** Baja Blast Challenge - drink an aggregate of 2 Liters of Baja Blast during the run without vomiting.

Just learned of the TacoBell 50k Ultra Marathon in Denver and they have more rules than I would have expected.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed

I’ve never felt better about a #Cubs win in extras than I did seeing PCA on second and Kimbrel pitching. Oh, and the #mets

The first episode of DuckTales but Scrooge McDuck breaks his neck diving into a pile of gold coins.

A hole in the drywall where someone broke into my barber’s shop.

Comments Let me know if you want me to enter through the front door or through drywall from one of the other units on either side of you.

Last time I visited my barber, someone had broken into his shop through the wall from a vacant unit next to his. I made sure to request which way I should enter when I booked my appointment.

Keith Sweat’s “Twisted”

Happer just bailed out Brown. #Cubs

I don’t understand the urge to respond “who cares” to someone posing a question #onhere. If you don’t care, the question wasn’t for you. Fuck out of here.

What the fuck are the #Mets wearing today?

I beg your finest pardon?

Literally every alert about this team this year has me like:

Was that actually said?

* ** Veggie Jackson * * @justnbair... • 24d It remains weird to me that both coaches around Bobby Hurley look damn near identical. (Unknown user) Well, no, because they're wearing marginally different shades of gray. 11:47 AM • Apr 17, 2026

This website is never beating the allegations.

If I had a time machine, a top-10 time in history I want to re-live is life prior to Fanatics.

Me checking my phantom notifications

Bluesky: You have notifications.

Me: Can I see what they are?

Bluesky: Fuck you.

The most ‘everyone is 12’ posts I’ve ever seen.

“Same old shit dawg, just another day”

The #Cubs play better when I haven’t watched them this year. I fear I must take one for the team.

Was not expecting to like this episode as much as I did. Worth the listen.

This is really funny.

😂

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

The latest Arizona State WBB transfer signee is Ayanna-Sarai Darrington (6-2 SO forward, Lexington, KY), out of Central Michigan, as is Madi Morson; they've also added a Michigan State transfer and one hailing from Detroit wbbblog.com/womens-baske...

Another South Korean fad I'd love to import is throwing streamers and corrupt presidents into prison

imagine joining a religion and then five years later criticizing the leader of that religion, who has dedicated his whole life to that religion, and who that religion says is infallible, about said religion

If you were to tell me in the early 2000’s that in my lifetime a Republican president would post an image depicting himself as Jesus Christ and his Catholic VP would constantly criticize the Pope in their interpretation of the faith, my head would have fucking exploded.