HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!

The great thing about being born is 1980 is that I get to swap my genx card out for a millennial card the moment everyone realizes genx is going to be just as selfish and nasty as the boomers were.

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

Worth every penny!!

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus

I could start doing Dry January right now and I’d still fail.

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

without downloading new pics, where are you mentally

"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston

I'm doing what I do best.

Which is thinking about the READ poster that was in every library and featured R.E.M.

Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.

I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam

Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about

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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Okay but what if we all just looked at our phones and Rep TV was suddenly just on them, like that one U2 album that one time.

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

It's a shame that diss tracks never crossed over to alternative rock. I would've loved to hear billy corgan yowling about his petty grievances toward our lady peace or whatever

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Scrolling through Bluesky = releasing a breath I didn’t know I was holding. What a lovely place, I wish I’d joined sooner.

Hands down. Winter Soldier is the GOAT.

Tragically nobody wanted to watch the spinoff, Miami Virtue

Happy Sunday!! 💙💙

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