It’s not antisemitic to criticise Netanyahu.

😂

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Any flag shaggers on here?

Birthday lunch for meeeeee.

Has this place improved yet?

Nice!

So I fucking well didn’t.

Oh hiiiiii.

What you lot up to then?

I use his suggestion of using anchovies in the base sauce. Perfect!

STOP SPOILING THE FUN, LEWIS.

Guys! Twitter is old school tonight, come look!

Black olives!

Chicken cacciatore for dinner.

Oh hi.

Reform free zone.

As predicted, Kemi Badenoch is absolutely useless.

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Ryan Giggs is staying at the same hotel as me. He hasn’t smiled once, probably because absolutely nobody is asking for a selfie.

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So JFK was murdered by the person we all thought under the same circumstances that we all knew. Hope the conspiracy theorists sleep better now 🙄

I can’t wait to start gardening again #oldgit 🌷 🪴

Oh hi.

I would love an interior designer to come in and restyle the whole of my upstairs but they are so insufferable.

Nope. I’m not even fucked about swearing anymore. Fucking pissing useless.

Has this place livened up yet because that other place is doing my fucking head in.

It must be amazing to be American when you can just believe everything is a lie or just didn’t happen.

He won’t know until I put them on.

No they aren’t. They are definitely vegan.

My husband has pissed me off so much today that I’ve just bought a pair of £350 flip flops just to spite him.

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Chinese food tonight?
YES AND YESSSSSSSSS.