I legitimately feel this book could have been 3.5 or more stars out of 5 if either it was marketed as YA or as something other than comparisons to Circe or Priory of the Orange Tree, and if it had just 1 round of blind reader reviews before final editing. I can’t forgive it being over 50% dialogue
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This was for Year of the Mer, which had great concepts but just fell apart in so many ways. I desperately wanted to enjoy it because I love vengeance tales, but I was bored for half the book and then it got worse. I finished it because I am stubborn and because it has faint flashes of what could be
I was not familiar with this but it suits
I don’t believe that authors or any artist should go out of their way to pander to the audience but this book definitely needed a few test readers because it feels unedited and like it earned it’s genre based purely on the level of gore rather than maturity of content
I don’t wanna become one of those online people who just dunk on a book willy nilly but like. Wow. Wow. Some books are bad. Sometimes it’s part of how the marketing sets up expectations, and other times it’s because of a character or a twist, and once in a great while it’s all these things and more
Happy Earth Day.
Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Ferdinand asking Hubert if he would still love him if was a worm would haunt Hubert so desperately because he’s had dreams like that
This series is so unserious except when it is, so the more subtle humour and references feel like the reader is also in the room with the crawlers just trying to hold on and figure out how not to become another statistic in the alien invasion apocalypse Survivor marathon
I think the reason the humour works so well in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series is it’s usually super over the top like everything else but once in a while there will be a subtle reference or in joke that real people would do or say, adding to the immersiveness of the whole thing
Attiring
OC fanart of Edelgard getting dressed, not just fabrics, but also expectations.
#FE風花雪月 #FireEmblemThreeHouses
#ファイアーエムブレム風花雪月
#Edelgard #エーデルガルト
I got a blueberry cake donut… delicious
PAGE NINE Panel 1 Ruadán, yelling, crying Ruadán: Stupid man!! Panel 2 Justinian turning, surprised Ruadán: You cannot bear it but you think I can?! You think you can run onto enemy spear like boar?! Panel 3 Justinian catches Ruadán's fists Ruadán: Stupid, stupid-- Panel 4 Ruadán goes quiet, surprised Panel 5 Justinian kneels, Ruadán's hands in his Justinian: Ruadán...
PAGE TEN Panel 1 Justinian: Please, do not think I am being reckless. Panel 2 Ruadán, listening Justinian: This battle will help me to clear my name so I may return home. If I die here, it will have been for nothing. Panel 3 Justinian smiles a little Justinian: I have no intention of running onto any spears. Panel 4 Ruadán looking down, biting his lip Justinian: Please, trust me. I know what I am doing. Panel 5 Ruadán looks back up Ruadán: Alright. Panel 6 Justinan kisses Ruadán's forehead Justinian: Good. Let us go see Osgar.
PAGE ELEVEN Panel 1 Osgar and Marcus's home Panel 2 A brazier burns in Justinian and Ruadán's room Panel 3 Justinian taking off his tunic while Ruadán unwinds his sash Justinian: I should sleep early to be ready for tomorrow. Panel 4 Justinian sits on the bed, naked Justinian: Come, lay with me. Panel 5 Ruadán takes off his own tunic
PAGE TWELVE Panel 1 Ruadán sits next to Justinian, who is looking at the pendant Ruadán is wearing Panel 2 Justinian reaches for the pendant Justinian: You... You made me give this to you, didn’t you? Panel 3 Justinian hooks a finger under the leather thong Justinian: With the power Ramus gave you. Panel 4 Ruadán looks away Ruadán: ...Yes, sir. Panel 5 Justinian looks thoughtfully at the pendant
Pages 9-12/?
Ruadan calls Justinian out!
I feel joy, he’s grown so much *^*
I bought some donuts for the family yesterday and every time I feel hungry my brain is like “donut? :)” and I have to stop and tell myself “no, you need nutrition first. Donut later” and now it is almost donut later
A great curse is “I hope your favourite unfinished series gets an update and it’s bad”
How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing
Me/Ditto in Pokopia plunging to my death in the sky area:
Prof Tangrowth and Tinkmaster: Ready to build a bridge?
It’s SO good that way! And a great way to use it up if you get drier pieces
As an adult I can’t eat a lot of fast food because it’s a 1 way ticket to IBS flare up and indigestion, but sometimes I see Jollibee and that’s when I feel the loss
red oni, blue oni 👹
my piece for @storyindungeon.bsky.social feat. writing by @eraserheadbaby.bsky.social!
Happy Birthday, Hubert von Vestra! You would have loved basement bookshop cafés and Chibi Godzilla Raids Again
In this digital illustration, three baby dragons are sheltered from rain by their gigantic mama dragon. They are on a rooftop in front of a cityscape. The babies gaze up at their mom, smiling.
Sheltering the littlest flames
Man if the Dungeon Crawler Carl show is good I’ll have to eat my words and buy another streaming service temporarily. These books are made for television
LRP book Jamie is my “he made bad choices but I could potentially forgive him because he’s trying”
jaime lannister #asoiaf
Anyways there’s like 46 fics for this pairing on AO3 and only some of them are in English so if I want content in my native language, I gotta make it myself
I had a 30 minute meltdown to a friend about this on Sunday so if I don’t at least try to write a fic, I’m a clown