Hey man, whatever you're into. I ain't gonna judge.
Posts by Douglas Muth (Giza White Mage) π Furg
itβs a great day for transphobes to eat shit
On it! *faints*
This sign looks important. It's a shame I can't read.
Here's a hint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oOv...
pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...
The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.
My PUPPY! β€οΈπΊβ€οΈ
πΊ: @tommysalami.bsky.social
πΈ: @dmuth.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday
Please tell me you pirated SCO UNIX. They deserve it.
This is fantastic news.
We still have 49 states to go, so please look after your trans friends.
If you want to know more about how CPUs work, this is a nice in-depth article on that particular topic: www.lighterra.com/papers/moder...
Whoa! That's an amazing pic, thank you!
A monochrome pencil sketch of Giza, an anthropomorphic leopard (or cheetah), from the waist up. Heβs slightly facing the left and is wearing a White Mage robe from Final Fantasy. His left arm is outstretched towards the viewer, palm vertical and fingers spread out. His right hand is gripped around a staff, the top of which is glowing. The hood is covering the top half of Gizaβs face to partially obscure his identity. His muzzle is sticking out, mouth open as he casts a spell.
@dmuth.bsky.social used Cure!
Itβs super effective!
Wait, wrong franchiseβ¦
Presenter at this Cybersecurity Conference: "Non-human identities have always existed."
Me: "Preach!"
Weβve known this for awhile now.
If youβre still on Substack, you shouldnβt be.
Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.
π΅ Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist,
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than hiss. π΅
-- @dropp.chee.gay, probably
"99 Ways To Dry"
I'm gonna dry it off by driving it, huh huh.
Pineapple belongs on pizza!
The SEPTA version of this is probably a little kid pointing at a train and saying, βLook! Itβs on fire!β
I also don't happen to eat meat or poultry, but I do eat fish.
The fish act as fish do. I act as I must.
Since I get questions about what I eat, it's mostly protein and plants. On a normal day, I have 10 plants in 4 meals. They are:
π« Blueberries
π Banana
π₯ Carrots
π₯¦ Brocolli
π
Tomatoes
π₯¬ Spinach
π« Green pepper
π Apple
πͺ΅ Cinnamon
π° Almonds
...and people wonder why I fursuit as a goat.
It's perfectly fine.
And before any Lost Causers want to start going on about "states rights":
I am wishing everyone a very merry Confederate Surrender Day: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjO...
Nerdskull Brigade sounds like a badass name for a band that does video game covers, not gonna lie.