There are no bad pies. Let’s fight about it.

lol he is such a hog gobbler. Dude LOVES handsome men. Irresistible.

Damn you. Bravo.

I love Ben of Ben & Jerry’s fame.

Both kids came home asking if I knew about a channel on “real tv” that has shark shows all week. Today is a great day.

Just popped in hatch show print shop and Trisha yearwood is playing the HOF tonight apparently. Shoutout @atamburin.bsky.social who I can safely assume was in the building.

Hundo P, as the kids say 😍

Would be cool to mention that the president *can’t* fire Jerome Powell.

I’m eating Just Vegetables™️ for dinner 😔

Now do Trent Dilfer at Lipscomb 🧐

Dude I had to do this accidentally yesterday and I felt so weird. Could not get the attire off quickly enough!

“Got front row seats for the Bristol baseball game!”

lol why are they playing a baseball game at Bristol so dumb

TOUGH DAY FOR ME AND THE HOMIES

Me and the homies been Amanda Anisimova fans for decades

I am going to OD on watermelon.

I have once again been hired to bring MTSU to prominence in nc dub and LET ME TELL YA the program is a mess. Time to get to work.

We need some new Harry styles and more fruit/sex songs. Our summer window is closing.

harry styles is eating a slice of watermelon on a boat while wearing sunglasses . ALT: harry styles is eating a slice of watermelon on a boat while wearing sunglasses .

Me eating half of the watermelon while cutting up the watermelon

What a blessing and miracle that we can just straight up purchase a huge watermelon at the store.

My thoughts on running while on top of a mountain (which I decided to do about an hour ago): stupid

Get better soon, Red Panda. We (earth) need you.

If you wanna test out your fight against tears on a Monday morning go ahead and get @hpatt15.bsky.social and @tpatt356.bsky.social house closed and hug them off to Canada 🥺

The hardest thing for me to follow my own “let people enjoy what they enjoy” advice on is the Savannah bananas. Why are we doing this?

Watching for my close personal friends @notrightolivia.bsky.social and J.R. to get on television and become mega movie stars via NHL draft as one does.

Preds in 4.

At tonight’s Dodgers game, singer Nezza sang the national anthem in Spanish, against the wishes of the Dodgers.

Video from her TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjthDra9/

Epic

Happy birthday to my beautiful best friend ♥️ light of my life

Happy Flag Day, @alliestej.bsky.social! Love you!!!! 😘