I would like to have the biggest TV show in the world AND a slice of the merchandising.

Memento, probably.

iPod Nano that can clip to your shirt like the little square ones they used to have.

As a Red Sox fan who started watching in 1986, this gives me existential joy.

It holds up

Right?! It’s messed up.

I hate that sitting outside for a while makes me feel better

Bonus baseball is so much less stressful at home

Ever count the things that have been in your life longer than your team?

I've got a real short list.

Here comes the pizza!

Sometime in the next couple months I’m heading in to my 40th year of watching the Red Sox.

Time is a fickle bitch

Is there any city in the world more dependent on average people having money to spend?

When you’re ready, it’s a great show.

Does the librarian include the show? It was a lot of fun

The Pitt is phenomenal and you should binge it at your earliest convenience.

I have not once worked or gone to school on my birthday.

The strip mall of America is surprisingly gorgeous. Warm but not too warm.

Now I'm picturing a cultish HOA with a massive ballroom and in the ballroom is 25 foot diameter magic 8 ball that's used to resolve disputes. Every month all aggrieved parties gather in the ballroom, state their case, shake the ball, and abide by the result.

I need to know that someone makes a magic 8 ball that looks like a lawn bowling ball and I need you to secretly swap it out during the neighborhood championships.

The world needs this. Don't let us down.

The murder hornets had a slaughter phase.

Rubio should not be hard to beat.

Pretty sure they're taking care of that themselves.

I see some of thy new young ladies just drafted and there’s on me that’s a head taller and wider.

She’s the one I want.

They put a triumphal arch at north harbor.

I have been overcome by the desire to eat cheese

Really?

Anyone know of a good meal planning/recipe tracking app?

Bonus points if it can spit out a shopping list.

That’s how you fucking end it?

Sooo complicated.

My mom's a narcissist and it was so morbidly fascinating to watch the narcissism and dementia fight and see just how strong the narcissism was.

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other and talking . Alt: a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other and talking, saying "Both? Both. Both is good."

Himself, or a different one?

I love how she sees Barry while singing "huckleberry friend"