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I've been liking and posting Wired articles about Palantir for over a month now, wondering why it's not a bigger story than it has been in the rest of the media.

Props to those of you doing the real work here! 👍

*Tesler

First they came for the bananas and I said, "you can't build bananas in the US Howard".

You can't build bananas here...

I always preferred "Mump"

I mean, close...

I missed it, did you guys just laugh hysterically for 10 min straight?

I mean, it worked for George Santos...

I was a picky eater when I was in elementary school too... 🤣

🥺

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... still salty about the way How I Met Your Mother ended... 😤

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I... really?

Fun fact, Biden called the widow of the retired firefighter who died protecting his family. She refused to talk to him, because her husband was devout MAGA. This guy only called her after he was prodded, then got his last name wrong on a fake jacket at the RNC.

trump playing tennis in white shorts that are kind of see through, showing his underwear and the outline of his bottom

power bottom...

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Who's he talking to? I'm loving this. A lot of us are.

Can we circle back to this disaster in a few days?

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The scotty dog I had as a kid loved playing soccer.

We were both terrible at it, but it was still always fun...

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I hear Schumer was thinking of sending them a polite letter asking nicely...

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To be fair, Dinesh is a lying idiot who went to jail for fraud

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I mostly express mine via memes and gifs

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I'm in luck then!

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Oop, sorry