I'm sure one of the sycophants is on that!

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🤙 Ditto that

Maga played really dirty in Virginia with lies and bs to mislead voters.

So it's really nice to see Dems prevail in Virginia tonight 👏👏👏

True story

Fact

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😂

There's no "sh" in groceries 😐

Fuck these fucking fucks

And Phil Collins 😐

Thanks, funny man

The Shit List 👇

Count me in for the toilet plunger/toilet paper combo

Reading the Bible in the Oval Office, or whatever bullshit.

It's never been about religion for evangelicals.

It's about power and influence.

Maga knows this too - how could they not?

But he's their meal ticket

It's a recurring thought, isn't it

4/20 factoid

I don't even know what this is. But I know it happened.

🤣🤣🤣

Seriously. I can't believe this hasn't already happened

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The Onion taking over Infowars on 4/20 is kind of perfect, no?

#puffpuffpass

No matter how many buildings he puts his name on...

Lifted from somewhere 😁

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It's sad that anything the president or his flunkies have to say about Iran, I always wait confirmation from Iran

Money shot

Yes 💯 with no basketball, no hockey, no insider trading

I just might go to the church of Samuel L Jackson tomorrow, motherfuckers

I realise the Pope thing this week was a distraction from far bigger issues (Iran, Epstein, cost of living, gas, debt, etc).

But it's been funny watching all the chronic Ten Commandment breakers tell the Pope how to do his job.