Every day iOS get just a little worse, and a little worse. In 2 years it’s gonna be a Windows Phone.

CNBC rage baiting their audience is something I should have expected, but I didn’t.

Coup de gras?

A two-child household must earn $400,000 a year for childcare to be affordable, according to a new study.

Amazon Change Means Wishlists Might Expose Your Address Amazon is allowing gift senders to choose items from third-party sellers, which could open recipients up to new privacy risks.

A planned change to Amazon means that if people buy items on your wishlist, it could expose your address. Definitely a threat to people who have public wishlists.

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Would love if this appeared on my timeline.

You know how genuinely rad it is that kids animations have emergency services as “the super rescue team”? Emergency services are such an assumed part of life that kids show creators proactively teach kids to trust them. How cool is the future?

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Kinda seems like the genAI devs haven’t changed, but the genAI “hype-lords” have changed to calling for users adopt AI bc it’s common and not bc it’s useful. They used to say it was useful.

What the fuck are these replies holy shit

Frickin’ Gavin. He moves and talks so weird. I don’t believe in the lizard people, but if there was one it’s him. Is he really the best we can do?

Why is Jameela Jamil so cool?

Alaska has too much snow and Colorado didn’t get enough. I’m becoming a snow communist to change this.

Hey kids, we want you to do correct stuff instead of posting correct stuff for a few years. The ops are the ones who want social clout over change anyway.

Is there some broken editing software meta going on I don't know about? More and more youtube videos have blank audio for a few seconds, almost identical takes back to back or a few minutes apart, desynced audio, etc. It's up to seeing these once or twice a day on YT.

Unproblematic and objectively correct

11 - Sorcerer
Mike - Bard
Will - Warlock (obviously)
Steve - Monk
Hopper - Barbarian
Nancy - Fighter
Dustin - Wizard (debatable Artificer)
Jonathan - Druid
Joyce - Paladin
Max - Wizard
Lucas - Fighter
Robin - Rogue
Vecna - Mind Flayer
Mind Flayer - Elder Brain

@notdavidyt.bsky.social good shit on getting to Nebula! The new vid rocks. Looking forward to the next drop!

Welcome to the part of the Jesus story where his family fled from an insecure dictator who massacred Bethlehem children to prevent a non-existent uprising. Totally unlike today, where such a thing would neeeeveeer happen. Right?

My tweet from 2023: I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises. Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Google has decided that I own a dog (I don't) and that I wrote an article entitled "Dogs and their Dykes" (I didn't but I wish I had)

Hearing MF Doom on those ads radicalized me

Ok, but for real. Is there some sneaky attacker who is wrecking different cloud storage vendors? First AWS, then Azure, then CloudFlare. It’s like they’re going down a list in alphabetical order.

AI hype bros were weed heads in high school: still ignorant of the complexity they want to revolutionize.

AI will reduce the cost of lawyers who will write faster!

Will AI reduce the cost on lawyer’s time? Will it? Was the cost of their time writing a few pages or was it researching precedent?

Finally figured out how to download 'Light Me Up' by Flyte after all this time. Before now there was only one youtube video that I could reference.

Finally

That guy got what was coming to him finally

SilkSong is teaching me humility. I thought to be a subpar gamer but the floor is so much further than I thought.