If I ever quit this job my new toy comes with me

Euphoria S3E2 summary

If I focus on the season one plot about Gen Z selling their bodies online to this plot where Rue helps manage strippers then Euphoria is good. The hard part is ignoring everything else

This Elsbeth has a guy named Elliot Pope and I keep thinking it says Elliot Page

I never get hangovers and today I did and I was very dramatic during all of it (it’s 8 hours in and not over)

I loved their dipping oil 😔

Beautiful even

Papa Ginos and Bertuccis mentioned on Hacks but I’m still stuck on Ava turning 30 just now?

Stop the presses!

These Boomers at my bar talking about a, “he/she” please leave and never come back

I walked outside of my fake office and the first thing I heard was a guy telling his girlfriend LOUDLY, "is this about those girls in the bathroom that were jealous of your fat ass?" and it's ruined my Friday

I got really sad last night and it carried over into this morning. So I guess I'm crying at work and asking my Boomer coworker to hug me 🥲

Happy birthday, handsome ☺️

Very hot man at work came into my work and I online stalked him only to learn we have the same first name so it cannot be 😞

I was an hour late to work and my boss unprompted mentioned that I came in early and I agreed. So now I get to leave early 😎

The Big Bang Theory (only thing I know about that show is the elevator never worked)

I think we've been through climate change enough in the last several years to finally think about changing this HVAC system switch in the office buildings I'm forced to work in. Waiting until May is insane when it's been over 70 in April here for the last 5+ years

I'm not great at directions but I wanted to try it during summer when one of my other jobs is on hiatus. Not great at driving either 🙃

Decided I wasn't working enough & signed up for DoorDash 🤪

This is going to be amazing or terrible but I'm going to sit my ass down and listen regardless

Did my PreP labs yesterday and got the recovering heroin addict to draw my blood & he's so good I was dehydrated and still he found a vein and I felt nothing. I wish I could tip phlebotomists at Quest

Found four cans of Diet Coke in the trash so I'm up 20 cents already

I think it’s kind of punk that Lisa Kudrow made a final season of The Comeback about how AI sucks

The lesson I learned from DTF St. Louis is that there many more songs about the sun than I expected and that kink shaming is good sometimes? I think?

100% he thinks the da vinci code was a true story

Gayest looking man with both arms covered in tattoos sat next to me and said to the bartender, “I’m just waiting for my wife” like, I can legit never tell and it’s becoming an issue

Sitting right in front of the tap so it looks like a slur toward me 😊

Took a day off work tomorrow so I could work somewhere else I am still trying to make sense of that decision

This child brought a whole ass Oculus to the bar and dropped it on the cement floor so hard the band stopped playing for a sec