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I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

I'll be honest with you, people don't like Keir on the door but it's not over this Mandelson thing. They don't like him personally

Great news boss, this Mandelson stuff isn’t cutting through on the doorstep because they already think you’re a cunt

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Illustration of a sloth riding on the back of a slug. Text: At dawn we ride

Illustration of a sloth riding on the back of a slug. Text: At dawn we ride

At dawn we ride (just don’t wait up)
#art #sloth

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I think my neighbours heard that laugh.

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Brasseye's "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen" graphic, with the words floating in different fonts over an image of a NASA controller.

Brasseye's "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen" graphic, with the words floating in different fonts over an image of a NASA controller.

In the process, he made an entirely new revelation of a separate attempt to install in a different diplomatic post a different Labour figure who, it later emerged, had his own controversial ties with a different sex offender.

In the process, he made an entirely new revelation of a separate attempt to install in a different diplomatic post a different Labour figure who, it later emerged, had his own controversial ties with a different sex offender.

the Brasseye image but now it says "This is the two things we didn't want to happen"

the Brasseye image but now it says "This is the two things we didn't want to happen"

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The phrase "aesthetics of fascism" has been doing the rounds for a while now and I've never seen anything to counter that position.

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Naughty.

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Any day. They'll be all over it any day. Soon. www.bbc.co.uk/news/scotland

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Another Broken Robot four-panel comic. Panel one is the Broken Robot title. Panel two has the Robot in a confessional with a priest. The Robot says "Bless me Father, for I am broken". Panel two, the Robot says to the unnerved priest, "I...I shouldn't be here, should I?". In the fourth panel the Broken Robot screams "WHOOP WHOOP!", scaring the priest.

Another Broken Robot four-panel comic. Panel one is the Broken Robot title. Panel two has the Robot in a confessional with a priest. The Robot says "Bless me Father, for I am broken". Panel two, the Robot says to the unnerved priest, "I...I shouldn't be here, should I?". In the fourth panel the Broken Robot screams "WHOOP WHOOP!", scaring the priest.

The cover of the Nerd Inferno omnibus edition, collecting Milk & Cheese, Dork and The Eltingville CLub in a 648 page book. It will be available on April 28th.

The cover of the Nerd Inferno omnibus edition, collecting Milk & Cheese, Dork and The Eltingville CLub in a 648 page book. It will be available on April 28th.

NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com.

Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg goliathon. Today: Another Broken Robot Fun Strip. And a blatant Happy Birthday to Me plug for folks to preorder the book, or pick it up once it's out. It's a gift for both of us. #whoop

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The bad news is that Infowars site is still very much not run by The Onion. Yeesh, that place is not somewhere I want to go back to until it is.

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Every single person who says they are "neither left nor right" is in this group. And they are all on the far right.

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MI5 paid arseholes like Icke and Piers Corbyn to create a small yet committed wedge of absolute gullible pricks in the UK who could be used to swing things like referendums and elections so they would be 52:48 every damn time. Then they got out of control because centrists started to pander to them

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You know, I don't think the Myrka deserves the general scorn it gets. Yes it's a big green pantomime lizard horse with human arms, but having watched an awful lot of Who lately it's far from the worst monster and looks like a lot of people took a lot of care over it.

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Oh, well, at least there's one upside of boycotting Disney for their appalling treatment of their staff.

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wish the commons had a giant screen so they could play this

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Absolutely fantastic statement for the Telegraph to make in their article where not only did the provider of their MRP forget to remove Greens from constituencies and suggest Reform's strongest seat in Scotland would be Strathkelvin and Bearsden, *they didn't even do D'Hondt correctly*

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Average Prime Minister steps on 3 rakes a day factoid is actually just statistical error. Average Prime Minister steps on 0 rakes per day. Rakes Keir, who lives in garden centre and steps on over 10,000 rakes each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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It was in the 90s, but in four years I can only recall one. It was a Mail reporter who was such a cocky wanker he put most of the 30 or so students off journalism for life. I think there was a debate club, but I never knew anyone who went.

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That's the drawback of being a unionist party pal, it's all one party and he's your boss.

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Saw a thing earlier where Sarwar was saying "a vote for Scottish Labour is not a vote for Starmer" but it is, though. It so is.

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If free speech is so important, every student at a university should get mandatory allotted time to tell any given invited speaker to fuck off and die.

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It's ableist to expect them to be able to watch Taylor Swift and all that football, demonise the left, tolerate Akehurst AND work on policy. Or someothing.

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Fatal flaw: Keir Starmer’s leadership vacuum threatens to swallow him up The PM’s current and former colleagues say the Mandelson scandal has exposed the hollowness of his hands-off style.

"'Lots of people think Keir Starmer is a good man who is out of his depth,' said one Labour insider. 'Wrong. He’s an asshole who’s out of his depth.'"

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As long as they can still afford Pam Doove for the villain roles, it's fine.

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I see Starmer has done his pre-election Faslane visit again. Cargo cult all the way down.

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A man appointed to a position of huge power of veto over a nation of people who are about to give the party that put him there another drubbing? Desperately regurgitating a load of hogwash? Say it ain't so.

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"Making a case for tackling poverty and inequality…" Kez should probably let her know that's not what her party does any more, I reckon.

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When I expressed concerns about the right-wing of the party, specifically KF, he said "but you know she is stepping down?" Well, yes, I did, but it's not like her positions have been disavowed, is it? bsky.app/profile/thef...

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