The first one I stole from my Mom. Postpartum she forgot the name she put on my birth certificate so she called me Ifetayo til she could check. I googled it, found out it was a girls name and took it as fate.
Second one is simple. June is the month I hatched, and 4 years later started estrogen.
bunlith lounging on the ground with the speech bubble 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' scribbled out in red with a giant "DESTROY CAPITALISM" written over it in bold yellow letters
updating the meme for current times
being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people
Okay white monster is good, I get the hype
I’ve been informed that my most coveted trait as a queer partner is that I enjoy doing the dishes
come on man.
zaza (2023)
These animatics exist in my DNA, give jazlyte a billion dollars
A painting of a dog on top of a speaker in a room decorated with rock-themed items; the dog is pretending to use an umbrella as if it were a guitar.
Puppy dreaming of being a rockstar.
Precisely, much like the grip of a python
Tournament style feats of strength and virility, to the victor go the coils
sliggoo gloomy girl
A bedheaded girl lies back on a soft bed, naked besides a worn-out crop top. She throws her head back and clenches a fist in ecstasy, as her other hand keeps a delicate grip on the base of her throbbing penis. A prostate massager vibrates inside her, as a thick stream of precum dribbles down her shaft and onto her fingers.
Close quarters ver, in case you needed more intimacy 💕
#jandriNSFWart
“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’
clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]
how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope
I miss when every hot girl was older than me :(
Its crazy estrogen gives u the psychic ability to physically feel when a guy is staring at ur ass
Exactly one year ago today:
Deviljho print
Still from Texas Chain Saw Massacre of Sally's eyes over two frames, wide and bright and wild. Over the image in a faint multicolor are the words: 7 PLANETS IN ARIES
seven. planets.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
Happy World Quantum Day! Coincidentally I’m at the end of the incredible book When We Cease to Understand the World by Benjamin Labatut; a haunting fictionalized history of the discovery of quantum physics and how it broke the hearts and minds of it’s pioneers.
Five Star read!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
I’m very confident in my ability to carry heavy things for beautiful women
I would have carried them all in ONE TRIP!!
