Maybe one day, I'll figure it all out.

Ah. A world without any lunkheads.

A paradise of peace and quiet under beautiful blue skies.

I'm a gambling woman, but that's a risk I'm not willing to take right now, webs.

And what do you plan to do with this information, Spider boy?

And then call the cops on me, probably.

Mmm... I'd rather not, thanks.

... I can't tell which answer will get me in more trouble—

... Haha. Very funny.

I did not in fact, steal a turkey.

I stole a big juicy honeybaked ham.

(Among other things).

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Oh, please. My hairstyle doesn't warrant a nickname.

I'm lying low from the ISSP. Seems like this might be a safe haven... for now.

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