Elon Musk pledges to fix Flint water in homes with contamination Elon Musk wants to solve the Flint water crisis by investing in repairs to city homes with contaminated pipes.

Remember when Elon said he was going to fix the pipes in Flint, but then didn't?

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Are you trying to say he senses victory?

The Golden Girls were on the air longer than the Confederacy existed.

I'm sure this idea has nothing to do with Venezuela's history of refusing U.S. extradition requests.

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"You know what's a war crime? Allowing a sick country with demented leaders to have a nuclear weapon."

Remember how Biden would go an hour away to his home in Maryland sometimes on the weekend and all of MAGA would whine about the tax payer funded vacation he was taking?

What is the point of a crewed mission to circumnavigate the moon in 2026?

Spoken like a true predator.

They seem to say this every Monday morning. Take out your calendar and market.

This is Kegsbreath's version of a Trump "sir" story.

Even more deviously, Ron Johnson knowingly accepted a fake slate of electors and then attempted to pass them on to VP Mike Pence ahead of the certification of the vote on January 6th.

I hope he had to wait in a long line before boarding that plane.

You have to have a conscience before you can do something in good conscience.

"People are not pawns," exclaimed the President's pawn.

I just obtained a copy of my birth certificate from out of state using VitalChek. Between fees and shipping it cost me $55. Now I can use it to get a passport for $165. Hopefully the State Dept. doesn't flag me as living in a blue, non-Trump voting county and slow walk my application.

What have we gotten for this? Why, distraction from the Epstein files, of course
That is all that matters to Trump. He will set the world on fire if it means escaping accountability.

Elvis stepped away from his career at the height of his fame to serve in the U.S. Army. Trump is a draft dodger.

Remember when Walt Nauta shoved a female attendant at Arlington National Cemetery?

Asked about travel to Georgia and Azerbaijan mister two first names replies "are you talking about Afghanistan?"

He's not talking about SpaceX subsidies is he?

Most, if not all, of the people that were paid to understand geopolitics are gone. The only people left are paid to lick boots.

I grew up watching movies where shipping off to a military academy was always used as a threat by parents so if I see an adult acknowledging they attended one I just assume they're a fuck up.

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Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

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"But of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stopping the release of the Epstein files. I won't ever let that happen."

We deeply regret the error, but not enough to run to correct footage now.

Yes, I'm aware. Her actual quote that led to the parody was "they're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

The point I'm making is that to say the US is safe because an ocean seperates us from Russia isn't entirely factual.

"The US has the Atlantic Ocean between us and Russia." When is the last time Bessent saw a globe? Doesn't he remember that Palin could see Russia from her house?

Trump may have been asked thousands of questions, but "I plead the 5th" isn't an answer.

Maybe he can get work playing a hitman in a porno movie.