If you fly over to my house and defeat me in the art of cat scritching I shall consider it...

Tumblr post by sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times no that part was real #wrestling

tapping the classic sign

reposting my anti racist anti white supremacy bunny boy!!!!

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad
cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life
I love you all

I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear
I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

Enough is enough.

Starmer must go.

Why did BBC Breakfast give Reform UK a special graphic? A small detail in a brief report sparks some big questions about what the national broadcaster is doing during the run up to local and national elections.

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WHY DID BBC BREAKFAST GIVE REFORM UK A SPECIAL GRAPHIC?

A small detail in a brief report sparks some big questions about what the national broadcaster is doing during the run up to local and national elections.

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I think buck bumble would chuff a fat dart

EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.

The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.

Happy Birthday Tim Curry, here's a little treat for everyone.

Did you know he had a rather successful music career in the late 70s and early 80s? Because if you've not heard it, let him put a spell on you. ;)

Romeo is a Dead Man says don’t debate fascists, kill them "Don't waste too much time talking with this guy. You're gonna screw up the tempo."

Craving catharsis? Romeo is a Dead Man has one scene in particular that just might hit. New from @iantothemax.bsky.social:

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Motorists will be required to install black boxes in their vehicles and download an application to the mobile phone of every person who drives the car. Vehicles will be fitted with telematics equipment that tracks driving conduct, including velocity and braking habits, producing a weekly rating of green, amber or red.

Those who receive four red ratings over 12-month timeframe could face removal from the Motability programme. A pilot scheme in Northern Ireland last year resulted in vehicles being taken away from 300 individuals. The scheme has now confirmed that if someone receives a 'red' week alert, followed by the same rating for two successive weeks, they could lose their car.

Motability has confirmed it will capture and transmit a driver's exact position heading and present velocity; trip length; braking and turning manoeuvres; mobile telephone use, including handset make and identification number and software platform, while behind the wheel: and device background positioning via network and GPS. In a fresh statement Motability has acknowledged that 'high usage' during a week can trigger a red alert. but stressed there are 'no limits' on the number of journeys. The organisation added that if elevated usage alone prompts a red score, 'it will not impact the lease'

This is a human rights issue. You can't have different laws for #disabled people leasing a car, than you would have if an able person leases a car.

#Disability #Motability #Pip

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Pragmata's writing is extremely sappy but in a nice way. The context of it being a dad game is that it approaches being a dad as 'what if a dad in a dad game was patient, kind and encouraging of their child" which is what you want all dads to be yet weirdly most dad games are about disputes. Hm.

No I dont care about you commute, treat using the kid crushing box with respect or get the fuck off the roads

Personally I think if you injure someone with your car, an accident or no, instant loss of licence

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

The reason you can be certain that Starmer is a venal, self-serving, power-hungry sociopath is that any normal person facing anywhere near the level of hassle and stress at work he's created for himself recently would have been like "fuck this, I'm getting a job a the garden centre" months ago.

The first line of this video is:

"I'm suing my neighbors because they cut down twenty trees on my property..."

That sound you heard was very lawyer going "ohhhhhh shit...:

James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social I'm shocked, *shocked* that once again the Greens are opposing renewables Mark O'Neill@radiobeartime.com www.bbc.co.uk/news/article.. The Greens are an embarrassment BBC NEWS 'Industrial scale' solar farms attacked by Norfolk's Green The county council's Green leader says solar panels should be locally owned and put on ro... www.bbc.co.uk 9:33 AM: Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply

Except they're not opposing renewables. They're opposing us flogging off still more of our natural resources to rent seeking overseas capital. And we can all click on the article to read this

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Why @why.bsky.team 5mo Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA Why @why.bsky.team 5mo I left it outside in the sun and when I went to pick it up, it was saying "temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone Why @why.bsky.team 5mo Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went. I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?

I have not invented this

I should play it someday

Videogame about me 5 by 5 grid, stating Warframe - Favourite Game and Turn My Brain Off Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Best Story and Antagonist Marathon (2025) - Not usually my thing but... and Favourite Art Style UNBEATABLE - Biggest Personal Impact and Best Soundtrack Deadlock - Best with friends Dirty Bomb - Needs a Remake Ace Combat 5 The Unsung War - Best Retro Game (2004 counts) Ace Combat 6 Fires of Liberation - Criminally Overlooked Ace Combat 7 Skies Unknown - Best Combat Disco Elysium - Game Everyone Should Play Yakuza Like A Dragon - Favourite Protagonist Company of Heroes 2 - Overrated Company of Heroes 3 - Overhated Dragon's Dogma 2 - Underrated Payday 2 - Best Multiplayer Command & Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars - Nostalgic Childhood Game

Somehow CnC 3 is my first videogame I ever played lmao god I'm showing my ass here as a pretty typical gun/war gamer

Disgraced Prime Minister of the UK Keir Starmer looking like he cannot believe someone asked him to do his job. Prick.

"You don't seem to understand. My job is simply treats (bribes)"

Very funny how the US navy are being fed laminated charcoal slices before getting sent to be used as ablative armour vs drones

A soviet poster of the mutiny on the Potemkin

This one weird trick to get you better rations

if you're being served this in the MIDDLE EAST surrounded by some of the best food humanity has ever conceived of, you're not just on the losing side, you've lost in ways the English language cannot describe

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn