vanity, they name is Gunge Vlark

Screenshot of my art of a muscular robeless yoda in a white thong Corey Brickley Illustration. Justice f...•1 d look u can be upset all you want but im an official star wars artist this is canon Corey Brickley Illustration. Justi... • 2 d took a crack at imagining robeless yoda TOP WARS ... 532 • 112 t72,8K 58,6K 8

oddly enough i have not been invited to paint another star wars book cover since I posted this

I need the cock OUT and I need it HAIRY and SWINGING‼️‼️‼️‼️

Jiro Dreams Of Kicking My Ass

they call the things you do on a guitar "riffs" because they make you feel ter"rif"ic

thieving gets

"Our bartenders are so light fingered they could be concert pianists"

I am genuinely curious what they think this means

i was going to reply pretending i was befuddled at the notion of arriving too late at the airport, like i'm so used to private jets i forgot commercial flights have a schedule. but when it occurred to me i figured you were sick of airports already

it makes so much sense

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

Frame #3749 from E67 Jokers Wild

lock the gates

Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford 1m Sir Keir Starmer tried to make his director of communications - who had publicly supported a paedophile - an ambassador, Olly Robbins revealed This is a problem for Starmer, to put it mildly. He was already under pressure over his eventual decision to elevate Matthew Doyle to the Lords It means that Keir Starmer attempted to appoint two men who had friendships with sex offenders as ambassadors. It comes back to the fundamental question of his judgement The fact that No 10 told Robbins not to inform Yvette Cooper that he was considering an ambassadorship for Doyle is really quite something. Presumably No 10 inferred that Cooper would not appove of Doyle's appointment

Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford 4m Olly Robbins' bombshell evidence so far: * The Cabinet Office suggested there was no need to vet Mandelson *at all* * No 10 applied 'constant pressure' on Mandelson to approve Mandelson's appointment and took a 'dismissive' attitude to vetting * Mandelson was given access to the FCDO building, to low classification IT and to 'higher classification briefings' before he was granted security clearance * No 10 showed **no interest** in the actual vetting. The entire focus was on getting Mandelson to Washington as quickly as possible

lol

Killing the baby in the sun and plunging the world of the teletubies into eternal night

No thank-you, no, none of this helps

Every politician in the world should run on a platform of banning prediction markets.

Every politician should make it their mission to remove gambling from our society.

I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking: the scenario described in Franz Kafka's THE METAMORPHOSIS would make for an extremely compelling reality show.

Today a person can work two jobs for fifty hours a week and struggle to make ends meet, while in the stone age, a weird bird could be a hairdryer for a caveman for like five minutes every morning and it was a living.

Not that impressive when someone pulls a rabbit out of an empty hat. It's obviously just a magic hat

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

"We accidentally made an animated graphic for Reform and then did a party political broadcast for them by mistake."

Just one more junior minister sent out to defend a line that won't last the morning, that will fix it.

it's the law

you guys have to trust me

hooray! double elction.

People love to quote Mike Tyson saying everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face, but sometimes they don't, some people never have a plan and they deserve representation too

Just a self portrait of me and my dog. It's a cartoon basically. I am bald with a beard and glasses, and she is grey and furry wire fox terrier

Self portrait with dog

Her office said the Office for Students (OfS), which regulates universities, had received reports of speakers and lecturers being harassed and blocked for holding gender-critical or religious views, of foreign interference suppressing academic freedoms, and of ideological belief requirements featuring in job advertisements.

The OfS will be able to use the new complaints scheme from September. From April, it will be able to fine universities the greater of £500,000 or 2 per cent of their income, which would amount to millions of pounds for large institutions, for breaches under the Freedom of Speech Act. Ultimately, universities could be deregistered for egregious cases.

Bridget Phillipson will introduce new laws to make it possible for Universities to be fined millions of pounds if they don't silence students who protest bigots invited onto their campuses. It's like the Tories never left office.