I asked for sunblock.

Hi I’m you’re Uber driver. Let me just finish this cigarette before I pick you up. Don’t worry, I have 20 black tree air fresheners—you won’t smell a thing.

I wish there were more protests but, no lie, would be too scared of getting shot by a crazy 2nd amendment guy with an AR-15.

[Coca-Cola focus group 1892]
*everyone screams, throwing chairs through the window, trying to kill God*
CHEMIST: maybe slightly less cocaine

My favorite part of blue sky is the jokes. The jokes are so good.

They’re playing Luscious Jackson in this place, a bunch of folks about to inflame their sciatica with some vigorous shuffling around.

I have so much to say about this.

I love New York. A grown woman, maybe in her 50’s, wearing a “birthday girl” crown and all subway riders wishing her happy birthday. 😊

Why? Have you been talking about me? Have you been talking to other girls? Damnit Casey.