I’m gonna need a mom n pop pizza place to open near me that makes it like Domino’s because I want to support small business, but I also can’t have another waitress look me dead in the eyes and say, “we like to avoid lactose around here” when I ask about the menu of cheeses I can’t pronounce

Spent the day exhausting myself with chores I was avoiding for ages because, for once, it’s easier to do those than stay glued to a screen.

I am blissfully ignorant for one more day, and the house is so much cleaner.
I’ll count that as a win.

In an alternate timeline, Taylor Swift is singing ‘The Man’ at President Harris’ inauguration.

Feels fitting my first post should be about my cat.
He turns 11 today!
Happy Birthday, Crowley, my sweet gremlin boy 💖