The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

it irritates me me so bad when people reduce his protest music to some sexy footnote…like I’m glad my boy got paid but no.

we were liars doesn’t understand hozier’s music bc why would you pick a protest song while they’re cleaning up and having fun? “eat your young” is literally about how the world is k*lling children with b*mbs and g*ns and it’s literally easier to eat them at birth?! l-

even with several highlighted statements in front of her face saying, "I DO NOT LIKE THIS WOMAN. I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS BUT I HAVE TO AND MY BODY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK" she still went "tee hee but they did it twice and he stayed till morning"

like the hoops they will jump through to defend geneva and by extension diana are soooooooooooooo ????

i told her that by her logic it's like saying bjr didn't rape him because jamie let him do it multiple times and didn't try to escape prison after...because that's how stupid that argument sounds

someone on facebook tried to argue that geneva did not assault jamie in outlander after she blackmailed him into it bc "he stayed all night and they did it more than once" and even after I pulled book receipts she had the same opinion. I swear d*ana bootlickers are another breed.

I’m 99% certain we’re going to see thunderbolts but we’ve been in the car five minutes and my aunt and uncle are already bickering

Happy Birthday Sam Heughan!

a woman is standing in front of a brick wall and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a brick wall and making a funny face .

Who, in your opinion, is the best actress alive? (Like not the one you like the most or connect to the most, but objectively who has the most talent and who just crushes every role). Mine is Angelina Jolie. She is unmatched.

fuck john cena actually

me, after every episode of black mirror even though I’ve been watching this shit for seven seasons: wowwwww that’s fucked up

cap sun, virgo moon, leo rising

does anyone wanna play fortnite with me?? I’m earpsfrasers

a woman with a pink scarf around her head ALT: a woman with a pink scarf around her head

since all the gamerbros are complaining about sabrina in fortnite I decided I'm gonna download the game, buy the skin and do stupid shit to piss them off more because MEN SUCK.

people in your late 20s/early thirties: do you get wedding invites from your high school friends? I've only had one wedding invite ever and it was the girl who took notes for me in college. (I couldn't go but I sent them a gift). I feel like I'm the only one who has to watch this shit through FB.

I’m watching my big fat greek wedding and it just dawned on me I’m almost the age Toula is (30) and I used to watch this as a kid.

just my luck I’m seated next to fucking komets fans on the first hockey game I’ve been to all season

ok I hate anxiety bc why am I freaking out about going on vacation to the same exact place to do the same exact fucking thing we do not once but TWICE a year? the stupidity of my mental illness is not lost on me.

cowboy like me

my favorite english teacher and I were so close I invited her to my birthday that year and not only did she come, she gave me a copy of pride & prejudice with a nice note in it and when her daughter turned one, I was invited to the party.

are you even bi if you weren't really close with your favorite english teacher in high school?

oh god imagine her parents...you want to do what with him where?????

i know y'all love to hate on selena and I wouldn't call myself a stan but I already think this album HITS so hard and it's not even out yet

unpopular opinion but I am: SEATED. GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

no but if hozier wrote a song about fucking in LA I just know that shit would HIT

I know throughout the whole song I was like y'all...y'all really went all the way there, didn't you? goddamn.

fair...they're just bored and need a lil ✨spice✨ cuz money ain't enough.

what is it with singers and writing songs about wanting to fuck in public in LA? first we had demi with CITY OF ANGELS and now we got selena and benny with Sunset Blvd...like what is in the water over there dude? 😂

oh wow you’re so ✨different✨, do you want a cookie for your incredibly contrary opinion??