Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants.
Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game.
Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.
A sign next to some pastries labelled as "pan au chocolate"
Pain killers
This is the most extreme multi-class ever.
Here’s another great thing about hot tubs. [pulls out a bowl of fully cooked ramen from under the water]
I didn't realise this was a clue for something, and now I'm banned from London Zoo.
I was looking for my headphones but now I have a cup of coffee in my hand and I've washed the kitchen floor? #adhd
A clip from The Matrix. Neil the hero played by Keanu Reeves is holding his hand out and making bullets stop through pure awesomeness. It's such a good film.
Me when you try to show me something you 'made' with AI
An iconic moment from Terminator 2 judgement day. A young man and THE TERMINATOR played by Arnold Schwarzenegger are on a motorbike. The Terminator is pointing a gun at the screen.
Me any time someone tells me to use A.I.
People are using food banks and the government is betting £500 million on an obvious scam.
@london.gov.uk I know you can't directly raise taxes but please can we have this in London.
Every cafe is a cat cafe if you bring enough cats.
Stop limiting yourself.
I fundamentally struggle to accept that anyone has ever made one of these faces when tasting Hershey's, objectively a terrible, terrible chocolate.
Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem
Oh so this is where all the good games writers have been hiding. Noted.
'I have PTSD from all the plate smashing, it's not funny.'
Can I just state emphatically that I love this gossip. Absolutely here for it. Please tell me more ways he was a little bitch.
Aside from that it's very gripping.
I have a question about The Pitt after one episode. It's set in America right? So are all the patients in it financially ruined even if they are cured?
I love him, although am still not used to seeing his face. No comment on the quality of his face, it's just I was used to the narrator form of him.
Can I have your list so far? I appreciate this is exactly the opposite of your request. Sorry.
Can anyone recommend scholarship on Irish nuclear history/culture 🙏
I am concerned that you now have to name them all and create a rich lore for Bricktopia*
*Working title
Pinky the Sprunki with her bow falling off.
The glue on Pinky's bow was failing. Luckily I had some thread that was just the right colour to reattach it, even if doing so did feel a bit like that part in Manon Des Sources*.
Pinky has now fully recovered and is doing what ever Sprunki do.
*Where the guy sews a ribbon onto his chest.
This is very old school internet but this MASSIVE boulder destroying trees is good (especially with the sound on).
With all that is going on in the world, don't you deserve 40 seconds of real life kaiju?
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This is too good writing to just be giving it away free on the internet.
So annoying.
Are you having a stupid walk for your stupid mental health? I just had one. I found a good rock and saw a lot of crows.
If Shakespeare was writing Romeo and Juliet today Romeo would work at Aldi and Juliet would be at Lidl.
My main take away from the moon mission is the crew should include an IT guy/girl in a dated sci-fi t-shirt and a hoodie who can make everything just work.
