when my iPhone eventually kills itself I wanna get Somethign else but I have literally no idea what to get

I have no concept of björk

aw hell the fuck you are

I want to eat a donut because I’m tired and I feel bad but the donut is gonna make me more tired and feel worse but I wannntt ittt

org that supports people who are facing gender discrimination in the field of purchasing:
Trans transaction action

Ponzoi Borzoi

I love lifting with my back I’m addicted to lifting with my back

like gay moths to a gay lamppost

I’m like a gay lighthouse at work
all of the gay customers move towards me

communism

I don’t really like when p!nk calls me a dirty little freak

I must’ve made the Easter bunny’s naughty list this year because all he left in my basket is some adult man

I must’ve made the Easter bunny’s naughty list this year because all he left in my basket was fear and malice

unfortunately im very passionate about grocery stores

if health is wealth and ass is grass then landscapers must make a killing

wooden or woodan

rizzan

Rizzin

apparently jesus is friggen rizzen

My grass is dry so my checking account is empty

if health is wealth and ass is grass and i have eczema is that why im so poor

everything is perishable if you really think about it

growing up I thought it was a normal custom that if you saved someone’s life you were given a hero cake as a reward

macintosh more like smackin tush

if you had an exoskeleton do you think you would finally be happy? Yes or no

davey has a blood thirst that can never be quenched

my problem is that I think a bad bit can become a good bit if you do it for long enough

gopher tortoise topher gortoise

do you think when you give birth at a hospital that they charge you per pound or is it per unit

gortoise