Hey…what I keep in my crawl space is between me & the rats I hired to help me with this “project”

Oh I live in a house now and I was wildly unprepared for all its requirements. But you can see me avoid responsibility while I’m on tour! Say more, Liz! I’M ON TOUR! New hour. Lots of jokes & stories! Come seeeeee me.
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Note: Sunnyvale just moved to Jan 14-17 of 2027 sorry. Had a conflict.

Ep. 6 of First Draft Feelings will premiere tomorrow 8pm ET/5pm PT at YouTube.com/lizmiele • watch me, Matt Kirshen & Lisa Curry try out new jokes & get helpful & not helpful feedback! (Next live show is July 2nd in Brooklyn)

DC and OH this weekend! This joke is from my 2nd album Mind Over Melee. I talk a lot about anxiety, meltdowns and the mental illness that runs in my family • Come see my new hour live! Lots of new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.

LA! Tomorrow First Draft Feelings show with @olympianlisacurry & @matt_kirshen + two weeks on tour in DC, OH & SC and I’ve added so many more dates for spring & summer. All info & tix at lizmiele dot com

SUNDAY! Another First Draft Feelings show in LA at Bar Lubitsch with Lisa Curry & Matt Kirshen • tix at lizmiele.com •• last week featured John Hastings and Amy Miller who were amazing! With notes from my hilarious sister, Emily Miele • Full ep on YouTube.com/lizmiele

Haha dont do anything. Driving should be the most effort you make. But if u make a show come say hi!

Nooooooo (I understand) I’m in Philly in June but u might be gone by then too. Sorry about work

I think it’s April 30th. Should know today or tomorrow

Seattle: Due to snow all flights have been cancelled. I even tried renting a car but I-90 is closed. I’m really sad to have to reschedule. If you bought tickets youll get an email from the venue & we will reach out again when we have a new date. Thanks for the support.

You know your store is good if I walk in and go “oh no”

They asked to use it & thank you!

Added some more cities! Come see a whole new hour. lizmiele.com

Eugene, Spokane & Seattle all next week!!!! Come to a show. Don’t bring up Math. It’s hurt me and I don’t do it anymore. I own a phone it does it for me. Come see my new hour live! new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.

Thank you for coming!!!!

Thank you for watching & sharing my special!

This Sunday in LA First Draft feelings show at 8:30pm @ bar Lubitsch • tix at lizmiele.com • this clip is about how awful new cars are and the mom’s that clearly invented them. This is from last show with Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson - full show on YouTube

This Sunday I bring my monthly show First Draft Feelings to LA Bar Lubitsch with John Hastings & Amy Miller then I’m back on tour: Charlotte, Eugene, Spokane, Seattle, DC and more! All info & tix at lizmiele.com

Thank you! You can follow Mia here & on IG & YouTube @miawilsoncomedy.bsky.social

I can’t promise this won’t also be educational

Ep 4 of First Draft Feelings premieres tomorrow 5pm PT/8pm ET tomorrow at YouTube.com/lizmiele • let’s watch it together. This months episode features Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson

Portland! This weekend! Spend Valentine’s weekend with me! Bring the ppl you love or the ppl you hate! lizmiele.com for tickets

Hahaha I’m so sorry

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Lisa played by me
Emma played by Mia Wilson
Aaron played by Jason Salmon
Reader Terry Miele
Written by me
Shot and edited by Chris Vongsawat

Ep 3 of my series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn
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My very new boyfriend at the time got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. But we didn’t know what was going on at first. I wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.

It Holds up!

Comedy has hurt me more than an human has haha

Heated Rivalry fans…May I recommend 1992’s The Cutting Edge. Enemy rom com on skates. It holds up with not too much bad 90s aftertaste (subtle references to figure skating being gay but not offensive. Mostly outfit bashing haha)

I’ve lived in NYC 23 years and I’ve cried in every single comedy club in this city. I need to challenge myself and cry in more clubs and then in traffic. Miss you NY (not right now…it’s cold & gross but like in April I’ll miss you)

Me, my cats and Evan are moving to Los Angeles today. The best time to move to LA was 15 years ago. I don’t think the second best time is now, but here we go. 💫