ten beers or shooting yourself in the head and dying

my dreams rot in the back of your truck

Sorry for getting tortured to death.

AHHHHH AHHHHHH AJHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH

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To The Parasite In My Head That Keeps Getting Mad On My Behalf: Stop. I have enough anger to cover us Both and More.

rated Stories of a Life Worth Remembering: A Memoir 1/5 stars ★☆☆☆☆

"ts is so ass bro ☠️🥀⛓️"

speaking from experience, it's generally not considered "socially acceptable" to commit ego death in front of your friends. :/

[after purposefully provoking My Little Pony characters and making them mad at me] Well well well if it isn't the Cutie Mark Crusaders

soyearl: It's So Over, Isn't It...?

feeling like a Lobotimized Rhinoceros

NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! THE LABUBU PENILE IMPLANT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MY CISGENDER HETEROSEXUAL GENDER AFFIRMING CARE

feeling like an Emaciated Goomba

sorry for smelling like smegma feet sweat and decaying corpses. its just the line of work im in.

if there's one thing about Me, it's that i'm here for a Short time, not a Long time . Bottoms Up , brother

goodness gracious me how spacious

this is my new Garten of Banban character named Freaky Tweaky. he goes crazy and kills everyone

i'm a! #a

help meeeee helpppp

i'm a Cautionary Tale! #cautionarytale #cautionary #tale

i'm a Cautionary Tale!

turning on All my alarms. Fuck Everything .

i'm a comedy Genius.

im the type of guy to never die

quirked up labubu chungus

balding chungus! ☹️

my brainrotted chud son just showed me an ai generated instagram reel on his gaming pc. i broke it and killed him. #RestInPiss #suckstosuck

mewwww!!!! mewwww!!!!

daily Affirmations:

- my stuffed animals can breathe in plastic bags and bins.
- i am all-powerful
- i am all-knowing
- i don't experience suicidal or homicidal ideation.
- i am the gold standard
- spiders won't lay eggs in my orifices while i sleep.
- i am ensouled
- i am alive

child: thats before i was born!!!!! 😄😄😄
me: woah thats crazy , you shouldve considered being born earlier. the 2020s are Yearslop .