Posts by Salted Nut Roll
It is “impossible” to “tell” due to “poe’s law”
Roses are red
This isn’t a ballad
You’re only an alpha
If she’s having salad 😎
#YIAYrose
HOW
It means I’m going to piss your pants, Jack.
#YIAYdoom
#YIAYhouse
Teehee! *severs alliances cutely*
#YIAYhouse
Guys, it was all just a prank, calm down!
#YIAYcruise
👏👏👏👏👏👏
👆this
That is such a brother thing to do (said as a younger brother myself)
And the people running the shelter! Wishing you the best, and happy holidays!
Was finally able to donate. Thank you for holding this for your shelter, I’m sure the animals appreciate it!
I am so tired of seeing him everywhere.
Anything to distract from the Epstein files.
Luckily, my paycheck comes tomorrow. I’ll set a reminder to donate.
Salted Nut Roll
I’m going to Kirk off to that picture of (Captain) Kirk
This had better make it
Wait that’s my boyfriend too. Is he cheating on me??
#YIAYlist Grandma in wood chipper
We need bi-annual drivers’ tests at the LEAST.
Apparently the fascist fuck in the White House mistook “Release the Epstein Files” for “Release the Earhart files”
Those aren’t the files we want released, dipshit.
It would be so cheap too
His Majesty looks pretty camera shy
Also we still haven’t forgotten about the files.