Pretty slapstick five minutes there #pompey.

Bluebells in grass field with trees in background

Lunchtime walk #photography

Obviously it is quite funny...

What I don't quite get is why so many Liverpool fans want arsenal to choke and city to take the title,even though city are a sovereign wealth fund serial winner. Is it still soreness from Micheal Thomas? What's the reason? #epl #mciars

Dr zeus Dr zeus #totp

Geri twice in under 10 minutes is driving me towards the remote control. It's fucking shite. #totp

Drinking in LA is such a tune. #totp

There's teenage phenomenons and then there's Vaibhav Sooryavanshi. What a talent. #ipl

Luke Littler

😂😂😂

Is that how it goes? #thedarts

Can't quite believe Miller didn't take the single on the penultimate ball to at least tie the match. Crazy for me. What a game that was. #ipl

But surely Wrexham"s success is powered by pure fairytale?

Gutting for SRH there at the end, but incredible they were anywhere near that after the disastrous first half of their innings. #ipl

He just keeps on making himself more and more unlikeable

Happy Harold Shand day to all who celebrate

Photo of the dvd case for the long good friday

Easter traditions? I've shit 'em!

Just a bit! Luke might be an incredible talent, but there's just something about him as he gets more and more successful that I don't quite like.

Get in GVV! #thedarts

I can see that, but I've always taken it to be that he'd realised saying that he could be fooled twice would be a complete disaster and so tried to back out of it.

It's a Bushism. George W started to say "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice" and realised he was about to declare shame on himself and made up a senseless quote. Was thinking of the shame of being fooled twice in relecting DJT by recalling a former president also not known for intelligence.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it is in Texas..."

Preparing for the future as seen in Paul Lynch's "Prophet Song"?

Tell that to Maude Flanders.

Cherry blossom with blue sky

As the cherry blossom has blown off I ought to post the pic from the other day #photography

Inside of King's Cross Station with some figures blurred by movement

King's Cross Station the other afternoon. Slower shutter speed to try to get some blurred commuters. #photography

Blurred image of tree trunks due to intentional vertical camera movement

Blurred image of treetrunk due to intentional vertical camera movement

Blurred image of trees and sky due to intentional camera movement

A few attempts at a bit of intentional camera movement. #photography

I'm afraid you must be after someone else - I've got nothing to do with the website at all

That was a hell of a catch by Phil Salt. #ipl

The Invaders is such a great show. I really need to properly watch it all in order rather than picking up random episodes

This really is an excellent piece and well worth a few minutes of your time