remembering how one time me and an ex sat down to do some intense budgeting and we both printed out our bank statements and at that moment I learned he was spending literally all his money on cigarettes and paid phone sex

my “what’s hot” feed on here is 90% trans people and that fucking RULES. damn right it’s what’s hot!

Guess you could say he’s a Bluesky user

*guy who’s only ever played portal 2* yeah this app is giving me portal 2 vibes

bat signal to portal enjoyers

THEY THEM knuckle tattoos

you vs your favorite game

architecture students be like i got a building due at 12

god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others…

god i wish i was him. He fears nothing

one of my coworkers spends hours of his work day looking out the window. he sits right in front of me, facing me, looking out to the sky. sometimes he even gets up and puts his elbows on the window sill

like did that really happen and also why

does anyone else remember some guy coming to your elementary school and holding a school wide assembly to rip a phone book in half????????????

the concept of a phone book was absolutely WILD like .,,, the white pages just had everybody’s name number and address delivered to ur doorstep??? for FREE????????

will u guys get mad at me if i cross-post. anyway don’t forget to do a lil skincare for urself tn ok love u

same i just discovered the joy of propagating and im like oh no. ooohhhhh no

really cute and cool pots of growing tomatoes basil parsley kale peppermint cucumber and jalepeno

not only do i own 30+ houseplants…., today i started a little veggie n herb garden :,) in my farmer era fr

What would Foucault think about “Portal 2”

let’s goooooooooo

me, seeing a new influx of Chicago posters joining BlueSky :)

wowowowowow

when I see no new posts after refreshing on Twitter: terrible, dogshit, why am I on here.

when I see no new posts after refreshing on Bluesky: that’s fine, can’t wait, they all must be cooking something up

hey (nonbinarily)

i have one brain cell and one big ice sphere in my drink. all i need brother

I’m so bad at making cocktails like u cannot just “wing it” lmao im in the kitchen mixing and measuring like a mad scientist like I’m about to make something fire then BAM worst drink ive ever tasted

i own 30 plants now, not sure what that says about me tbh

new plant alert ‼️

im loving the immediate use of the ability to send death threats on here. lawless app

good morning where the hoes at

something I like about this place is that there is no dignity