I think it's low back that's getting me. Time for some pilates!

I can make it a quarter rotation onto my stomach before I strangle myself. Definitely going to need more low back strength.

Looks like I need to clock a lot more core strength before I start doing windmill drops 😭

We had a staring contest for about five minutes before the squirrel finally decided it was safe to move after it caught the cats giving it murder eyes.

I had a dream last night that I went to see a sci fi movie abour giant crabs attacking Earth. We bought tickets for row F but my friend wanted to sit in row O. While they were getting soda and popcorn, Kevin Bacon and his wife rolled up and said I was sitting in their seat. Brains be weird.

😆

Flawlessly executed fall.

Careful, he'll trick you into listening to a fart recording.

And is this perfect? Absolutely not. Is it functional? 100%

This little move is called a hip lock or hip key and I swear I thought I would NEVER get this down.

Believe it or not, it's tough to get the tail to fall above your butt to provide the "lock."

But, months later, here we are. My left is even my bad side 😊

No, I just added them to my grocery list like a big lamo.

I really want a Snicker's ice cream bar but I just painted my nails. Do I Door Dash an ice cream bar....

Haven't seen one in years unless the patient can't tolerate PO. Fortunately, the CIWA order set defaults to oral supplementation.

Nothing will unite my cats despite their differences like the stove top fan. The stove top fan is never to be trusted as it is the harbinger of doom. Activation of the fan requires immediate shelter in place, under the bed. Next time I will get a video of them all skittering down the hallway 😆

Yeah the Sahale nut mixes are delicious.

Should come with a trigger warning.

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

I don't think his parents would be super pumped about a pony....

What's a good Minecraft related gift for a six year old? This is all the guidance I have been given...

So one of my guy friends was shocked at this exchange and I explained as soon as a dude asks to ask a question, they're asking for permission to violate social norms by asking some sexual question. He was shocked this was a thing. I doubt most women would feel the same.

Buckle up.

Normalist of the normals some would say.

I chatted with another guy for like 20 minutes last night and woke up to a "Good morning beautiful" message from him today. Ok guy, let's dial it down a little. So good luck and god speed on your Bumble journey!

There's so much ick to sort through. And now people are using AI to write their messages. I sent my friend a screenshot of a chat last night and their first response was that person is using AI to write their messages and as soon as they said it, I was like holy crap, you're so right.

Just sitting down to do my taxes and already annoyed because the dumbass city has once again decided to accuse me of running a personal business and trying to skip out on personal business taxes (I don't run a personal business, just a lowly employee). I feel you!

Person on aerial silks in a person on the moon pose.

Just sitting around.

Just so we can get those sweet, sweet vaccine kickbacks to fund our yachts.

Sounds like a meaningful day!