I never post here, rarely check in to lurk, but I wanted to say hi to my Twitter friends.

Was recently told that the big raise I was expecting after 4 years would need to be negotiated in APRIL.

I'm sad and angry. I hope you all had a nice holiday season. If you think I might miss you, I do. ❤️

As a test, I shall post something I posted on X earlier to here:

Mom told me today that one of my best friends in middle school is now my Dad's primary physician. A little odd that my old buddy Neil is probably making 100 times my salary to see the old man's balls.

I'm in between worlds! I don't wanna be that guy posting the same shit in both places!

I totally get it. Mine is absolutely nuked with the worst mobile game ads and idk what I did to deserve it. I guess if this is the future, I'll do it, but...baby steps!

Made this a long time ago, but I better keep it handy considering the seemingly impending exodus!

That's incredible. I go there regularly for subs and it's just such a MASSIVE space it's always cold and loud like a Sam's Club or something. What an anomaly. I love it.

This man knows my spot. This place is like a mile and a half from my house and I love it dearly. You can just walk inside and get whatever you want short of hard narcotics and sex.

PIZZA BOYS FUCKING RULES

Followed a bunch of the old crew here. *rubs hands together*

Thanks buddy

Thanks Anthony. You da bes

Wow, hello, first post here...uh...loving this. So much cooler. Right guys?

Guys?