This is, I imagine, exactly how Natasha Lyonne is going to turn into Peter Dinklage on Poker Face.

But the fireman thought she misunderstood him and started to explain what a sous chef was, when in fact she knew perfectly well what a sous chef was and was just trying to make a pun. "He completely missed it!" she said to me, exasperated.

I've been there, kid. I've been there.

My 11 year old was upset because she visited a firehouse with Girl Scouts and one of the firemen said he was a horrible cook and he was more of a sous chef and my daughter said "So you're so horrible they sue you?"

Some guard read her application and did some mental math on what 18 divided by 7 is before rejecting her.

I have no idea specifically what the curriculum consists of, but as a teacher, trust me that the way students are using AI right now is not conducive to learning. Understanding how to use AI effectively and understanding both its limits and its ethical questions is better than what's happening now.

I liked Pikachu's first album, before he went mainstream.

What the heck is up with this connect the dots?

Had to do a double take on this shirt.

I'm with my family at Disney at the Polynesian Village Resort and their parking sign says "Poly Resort." I don't know, Disney, I don't think that's the same thing.

Every time it tells me no, I find myself liking the app a bit more.

Horrible messages to get, but at least he probably paid through the nose for those sweet email addresses.

It's weird to think about the fact that The Grinch is canonically miniscule.

I'm not sure *any* Scream trailer really screams (ha) horror comedy.

I feel like Scream has always been cheekily meta, but it's definitely more toward the horror side of the horror-comedy scale.

Who is Nick Darter?

Marty Supreme is just Ernest Borgnine with sour cream and diced tomatoes.

Possibly.

I agree the woman has been treated incredibly harshly. Someone said she was cheating, you said they were both separated at the time, I replied that regardless of what they both say now, at that moment they knew they were doing something they shouldn't have been and their reaction made that obvious.

I did.

The whole reason it blew up was, regardless of whether other people thought they were doing something wrong, THEY clearly thought they were doing something wrong in the moment. It wouldn't have been a big deal if they hadn't so cartoonishly reacted with a "Zoinks! We've been caught!" expression.

I came home and my daughter was working on drawing a giant Fibonacci spiral. She had taped a bunch of pieces of graph paper together and said she had been at it for two hours. I asked her why she had done this and she said "No reason." On a scale of 1 to Uzumaki, how concerned should I be?

Which man are you?

Tchaikovsky: And then Clara falls asleep and is attacked by a mouse king and there's a huge battle and the Nutcracker sacrifices himself to save her and then is brought back to life and they live happily ever after!

Financier: And in Act II?

Tchaikovsky: Oh, uh, umm...big dance party I guess?

I think I would make a good fourth responder. "Oh, hey, looks like you all have this taken care of, let me know if you need anything."

Can't wait to whisper to the person sitting next to me during Hamnet "I bet that's his second favorite bed."

What's funny is, I can't imagine the current administration erupt in applause in cheers over what they can give to the American people. I can only imagine them cheering over what they can take away.

I overheard a science teacher at my school ask his students to start their "relative dating" worksheet and I just want to be up front and say I do not support this.

I was bitten by an Irish rabbit. Now I have turaluraluralemia.

James Garfield has so many "fun facts." In my class, when I teach the Pythagorean Theorem, I show them Garfield's proof, which he supposedly came up with while bored in a congressional meeting.

You talked on the filmcast about the screen being small, but this video makes it look positively tiny.